Forum archives » Caption Mountain » Slow to come... [mild nudity warning]
DexXNovember 26, 2005 8:23 AM
I wanna lover with a slow hand...
bunnerabbNovember 26, 2005 9:49 AM
The $350.00 escargot special at Chez Foof wasn't all that special, but the service was amazing.
flipynif1November 26, 2005 11:48 AM
Milk, it does a body good.
The_young_scotNovember 26, 2005 1:41 PM
She just got snailed
FernandoXavierNovember 26, 2005 4:03 PM
"Today on Frigtheningly Specific and Bizarre Fetish Subcultures...
hughesy_mateNovember 27, 2005 2:03 AM
How your favourite drink, the 'Slippery Nipple', got its name.
KaenashNovember 27, 2005 10:43 AM
somewhere in Asia, somebody just got the idea for yet another fetish site.
HCRoyallNovember 28, 2005 8:50 PM
That is one lucky snail.
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It's not the size that counts!
KaenashNovember 29, 2005 3:51 PM
"IF you think thats disgusting! wait til you see what is on her vagina!"
not_ScyessNovember 30, 2005 12:56 AM
A bad time to get a case of nipple sweats.
KaenashNovember 30, 2005 10:26 AM
"aww my imaginary girlfriend 'Marta' is playing with my imaginary pet, 'Snailey'! it is good to be so loved"