Michael Brown told me these earrings would look great on me.

"This new Raffi album kicks ass!"

President Bush catches up on his old Herman's Hermits CDs while the commission explains that Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction.

"I wonder if anyone will notice that I am sending thousands of americans to die in a war that serves no purpose other than corporate profits if I pretend to be listening to music"

What's really playing in those headphones:

"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

"Uh, Mr President, those aren't headphones - they're computer mice."

"Shhh.. I cannot hear what dick cheney is telling me to think."