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Boy band concepts that didn't make it.

"Okay dude, you can take the picture, but just promise me you won't put it on the internet or anything"

A new strange twist on obscure porn fetish sites.

"later I am going to put a snail on his nipple and take a picture. It looks just like a real woman's breast if you frame the picture just right."

And still more horrifying pictures of the abuse of prisoners at Abu Grav

"Okay boys, nude up and eat each other! ...no, wait, that's not what I meant. I mean, uh... let's see 'your little helmets'... fuck, no, I meant... damn it. Look, Harry, just flash your instrument at the camera. Shit! No, that's not... *sigh* Okay, Bob, just turn around and let me see your can... NO! That's... Oh, fuck this. Making gay porn with morons just doesn't work."

"So you really think this picture will increase my chances of meeting the love of my life on E-harmony.com?"

"Look, Orville Reddenbarcher says that ads with pictures get noticed 12 times as much as those without, now are you going to eat your McDonalds Hamburger or what?"

Ted and Rons christmas card photo's seemed to be in bad taste this year, especially since they were cousins

The probability of somebody watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action...

I'll have the twenty piece butt-nuggets, please.

"Why does it look like someone squished two brown spiders on the hood of my Honda?"