Good place to put your beer!

San Franciscans have a different take on Garden Gnomes.

"Where can I meet that chick?"

The Bangles followed up their biggest hit with a little-known sequel: Do a Headstand Like an Egyptian.

"Whenever she had to fart, Jenny always like to get as much attention as possible"

Allthough playing "horseshoes" is not popular in the middle east, watching a good "camel toe toss" is always a good leisure activity

Those look more like testes to me. Oh well, back to the quote:

I just want to be loved.

What do you call a naked blonde standing upside down?

A brunette with bad breath!!