Care to slap a caption on this attractive young thing?

In case you're wondering, the face is a friend of mine, and th body is Tatiana Grigorieva, probably the most beautiful woman to compete in the 2000 Olympics. It's criminal to do this to her, but anyway...

Being a top olympic athlete does NOT mean i used Steroids.

- After her Olympic success, Tatiana went on to make a fortune in advertising deals with Gillette.

- "Sweetie, when I asked you to get your whole body waxed before the photo shoot, I meant all of it."

"Breasts? What breasts?" -- Things turn ugly at a Michael Bolton photo shoot.

Ya, it's a freakish mutation, I know. I thought about having them removed, but it gives me something to play with on long flights and public restrooms.

You're a man? Why didn't you tell me before last night?!

The Women of Playgirl

Yes, yes, perfect, baby. Right there. Now tilt your head back. Perfect! Okay, now more breast, less beard. Perfect!

-"you QUACK, I said a PENIS ENLARGEMENT!!!"

-"After my hysterectomy my hormones were out of balance, thats why needed NADS"

-Linda didnt realize the woman she had just gone down on was on chemotherapy

-Brian never quite recovered from his wife's breast reduction.

-"Christian, Christian..."

-Leonardo DiCaprio after he grows up into a real woman

-"I want it to go on record that I miss the good old days when women liked men who look like men... but if you can't beat them..."

I could have sworn I saw that pic in an ad put out by the Paper Bag consortium.

"IM THE KING OF THE WORLD"