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HotRodDeathToll
December 5, 2005 9:59 PM

It is my birthday so bash me all you can.

No more school starting from today, hooray.

Also i made my birthday favourites 2005 set.

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JESUSSANDWICH
December 5, 2005 10:27 PM

You have a receding hairline.

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Inflatable_Man
December 5, 2005 10:33 PM

You need to remind people it's your birthday, otherwise it will go by unnoticed.

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HotRodDeathToll
December 5, 2005 11:57 PM

It's my birthday

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crabby
December 6, 2005 7:08 AM

Your birthday stinks!

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attitudechicka
December 6, 2005 7:11 AM

I had a friend whose birthday was in December. She was a back stabbing bitch. I hate all people born in December now.

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crabby
December 6, 2005 7:11 AM

What about Jesus?

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attitudechicka
December 6, 2005 7:19 AM

Well, that depends on if you believe Jesus was born in December. There's no perfect documentation of it. However, crabby, if you do believe Jesus was born on December 25th, then I will make an exception for only him.

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crabby
December 6, 2005 7:31 AM

Even if you want to dispute Jesus, theres still: Emily Dickinson, Frank Sinatra, Ted Nugent, Don Johnson, Beethoven, Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, Alyssa Milano, Frank Zappa, Joseph Stalin (ummmm...), Louis Pasteur, Denzel Washington, Mary Tyler Moore, Tracy Ullman, Tiger Woods and a whole cavalcade of others.

All I'm saying Chicka is that you shouldn't sell December short. Its actually a great month filled with many birthdays of some fabulous people. Lets not be so closed minded as to completely right it off.

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attitudechicka
December 6, 2005 7:38 AM

Fine. I'm indifferent to December birthdays and I still hate the backstabbing bitch.

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BigFrank105
December 7, 2005 6:41 AM

It's your birthday? I'm going to rate you bad and write you a smarmy content just to prove that I can.

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HCRoyall
December 7, 2005 7:35 AM

quote:
Well, that depends on if you believe Jesus was born in December. There's no perfect documentation of it. However, crabby, if you do believe Jesus was born on December 25th, then I will make an exception for only him.

Actually, there is no documentation saying Jesus was born in December. There are remnants of historical documents that refer to him being born in the summer, roughly late June or early July. The Romans started celebrating Jesus's birthday in December to try and convert the Pagans, turning the Winter Solstice into a Christian holiday. You know the saying: "If you can't beat 'em..."

But even though It's a bit late, I'm going to fly out to Aussie-land and give HotRod his birthday beating with my trusty Louisville Slugger.

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biped
December 7, 2005 12:32 PM

Here's what I think of your birthday:

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mandingo
December 7, 2005 12:58 PM

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Actually, there is no documentation saying Jesus was born in December. There are remnants of historical documents that refer to him being born in the summer, roughly late June or early July.
i read once they best-guessed it to September 29th

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KajunFirefly
December 7, 2005 2:23 PM

In the U.K. we call Jesus: "Santa", and we all found out years ago that he's fictional.

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pita
December 7, 2005 2:49 PM

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Fine. I'm indifferent to December birthdays and I still hate the backstabbing bitch.

My ex was born in December. 'Nuff said.

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crabby
December 7, 2005 4:37 PM

quote:
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Actually, there is no documentation saying Jesus was born in December. There are remnants of historical documents that refer to him being born in the summer, roughly late June or early July.
i read once they best-guessed it to September 29th
Thats actually my birthday.

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ArtemisStrong
December 7, 2005 8:13 PM

In the U.S. we call Santa: "Forcundity Blintz", and then we realized that was too hard to fit into existing carols so we forgot all about it.

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