I AM TEH PUNK RAWKER!

Rik Mayall's disguise seemed to be working till he started talking about dangly bits and panties.

Rik Mayall stars as Tony Blair in the new absurd british comedy, Drop Dead Ahkmed

"Ok, when I said 'or let me be struck by lightning right now' I didn't really mean it..."

"No, quit saying I am bloody Prince Charles! Yes, I know to you Americans we all look the same, but my teeth are a shade less yellow than his, and I am quite a bit less gay, also my ears are slightly less large"

Ozzy Osborne seems more lucent than these other two a-holes

Sex hair.

Sex hair + Orgasm face

mild retardation due to years of inbreeding + bad hair?

"To those who would mock my new street-cred look, may I say this: do not dismiss me, for I am a bad arse Oedipus-type and when pressed I may be forced to fire a cap into your buttocks."

"Hear hear! Hear hear!"