I can build a computer that can compete with IBM's Deep Blue, but I can't figure out why my ass crack goes almost to my neck.

"Look, I don't want to sing for Blues Traveller anymore. Quit asking me."

Elvin unfortunately lost his leg to his girlfriend's fat rolls:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=199439

He's actually adjusting the size of his e-penis to intimidate 'teh n00bs'.

"Look, I will have Stripcreator back online in a few minutes. Just sit down and pet my black pussy until then."

(right hand corner)

Unfortunately for Elvin, that white thing in front of his jocks is his foot.

"Look, I didn't just fart okay! The house just smells like that...you'll get used to it. now if you want to play world of warcraft today, I'd advise you to sit there and be quiet while I fix this computer."

GET IN MA BELLEH!

"No, I was not trying to fuck the USB port!"

"Oh! Honey, you're home early! Uh... this isn't what it looks like... No, please, I can explain!"

"Welcome to 'Big Ass, Half Naked Hippie Computers' Please have a seat an you'll be waited on in a moment."

"Sure, I've disassembled half the company's PCs and I've spread them all over the boardroom while working on them in my underpants. You still can't fire me, though - I'm the only one who knows how the computer system works."

"Yes I do have wood!"

(off camera giggles)

"Yes, for your information, that wood is up against the wall over there, not in my underpants..god, grow up, will you?"

You think this is scary? You should see me work on Macs.

"Hey baby, lemme put my SIMM into your RAM slot..."

Notice there is a large bottle of Vaseline & what looks like a jockstrap sitting behind him. *shudders*

yikes! and I thought I saw he was also installing windows 3.1 on that machine, on the floppy disk label!

This is keanash being staggeringly unfunny.

sadly, keanash was not able to make a robo-cock out of windows 2000 after all.