We're cloudbursting, daddy...

"News at 6.... our breaking story tonight: Chinese government spies steal Batsignal... more at 11.

It doesn't do anything... but it sure was hard to carry up this hill!

she reminds of one of the Far Side characters that would be named "Gladys" or something. As in

Maybe something Larsonesque caption like;

"Gladys's new birth control device was finally set up, just in time for the camping trip'.

Pull!

"Actually, it's just a really snazzy barbecue, but it's a great way to meet guys!"

"Lard-arse phone home!"

"believe it or not, this is my birth control device"

"And this? Fuck, I don't even know what this shit does, but it sure looks kick-ass on the front lawn!"

The entire New Zealand air defence.