Dubya: I'd like to, again, reinstate how I intend to lower taxes and increase the national budget...

Pope: God, I hate it when he tells this joke.

lame

"Oh Say can you see, by the dawns early .... what was the next line?"

Dubya: O.K. Padre this next joke is a doosie. A pollack...

Pope: My son, you realize I am polish.

Dubya: That's allright, I'll just tell it reaaaaal slooooooow.

"I kudda had a V-8!"

So how's that whole Boston thing coming along?

GW: And it says here you were once cited for publicly mocking the United States

JP: They said it wasn't going to be filed!

"Jope John Pole..."
"No."
"Uh... Paul Upon the Joke?"
"No, try again."
"Pope... John... Pool?"
"Oh for fuck's sake..."

"Oy gevalt!"

. o O ( And they say my English is bad! )

::sigh:: "Okay, let me use small words so you'll understand..."

... complying with one of the lesser known provisions of the No Pontiff Left Behind Act.

Suddenly, once again, the Pope began picking up a local "All-Hit Radio" station with his dick.

"Oh Jesus, not 'My Pet Goat' again..."

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program...

"Hey, this Mary chick is hot! . . . What? What did I say wrong?"

The priest sitting behind the pope is actually whacking off, and a little spluge hit the pope's funny hat.

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i'ts get togethers like this, when suicide bombers are more than welcome

This potty is weird!

if you will notice the two puppet masters behind them, you can not even tell their lips are moving.

The president seems very lifelike. A true technical marvel.