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andydougan October 8, 2001 1:49 PM	Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest: 38285
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 8, 2001 1:52 PM	quote: Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest: That is undoubtedly the most contrived thing i think ive ever heard since "Im sorry ill read that again" , a classic BBC 60's radio sketch show.
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andydougan October 8, 2001 2:11 PM	quote: That is undoubtedly the most contrived thing i think ive ever heard since "Im sorry ill read that again" , a classic BBC 60's radio sketch show. None are a match for my mad contrivance skills!
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 8, 2001 2:21 PM	38290
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kaufman October 8, 2001 7:09 PM	38317
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Mondlicht October 8, 2001 8:00 PM	Well...it's stupid.. but it's mine 38293
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:48 PM	Okay, Andy, you asked for this, so don't go blaming me for the pain the following strips cause... 1752
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:49 PM	3608
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:50 PM	10045
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:52 PM	10326
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arrandildocompany October 8, 2001 10:16 PM	quote: Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest: Co... I mean, ANDY... I don't understand that strip at all. What's this about Raleigh etc?!? Please explain, somebody...
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Drexle October 8, 2001 10:37 PM	I almost took you off my favorite list for that "Why so blue" line, but I decided against it because of the "Sexual Dysfunctions" comic. I needed that reminder of why you were there. BTW, Ariandildocompany... that one strip you don't get was the only one of the first few that I did get.
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andydougan October 9, 2001 5:56 AM	quote: Premature exclamation... quote: None are a match for my mad contrivance skills! I take that back.
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andydougan October 9, 2001 6:03 AM	quote: Co... I mean, ANDY... I don't understand that strip at all. What's this about Raleigh etc?!? Please explain, somebody... If I explain that one, it will deprive it of what little humour it had. Click here if you're really desperate. Oops, I mean here.
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kaufman October 9, 2001 7:41 AM	This one shouldn't require explanation for any of yew ... 38371
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DexX October 9, 2001 7:48 AM	I tried, but I can't get any sense from that at all. Gimme a clue?
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kramer_vs_kramer October 9, 2001 8:18 AM	That is genious.
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DexX October 9, 2001 8:44 AM	Argh... finally, after getting a helpful email from Ken, I worked it out. Ow. Brainhurty. Here is my revenge... 38379
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 9, 2001 9:20 AM	Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips?
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Drexle October 9, 2001 9:28 AM	All of Kevin Keegans clues are belong to me...
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wirthling October 9, 2001 9:29 AM	quote: Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips? Just say his punchlines out loud repeatedly (it probably helps not to do so with a Scottish accent) and you'll probably figure out the joke. Then, send the bastard a mail bomb for making you go through all that effort for those punchlines.
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Drexle October 9, 2001 9:31 AM	Actually, I take that Back... I still can't figure out Kaufman's first strip... but I get the one about the christmas tree... it's terrible.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 9, 2001 9:35 AM

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Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips?

Just say his punchlines out loud repeatedly (it probably helps not to do so with a Scottish accent) and you'll probably figure out the joke. Then, send the bastard a mail bomb for making you go through all that effort for those punchlines.

After a few minutes of saying it out loud , i have "got" the second one , and am writing out the Address on the mailbomb as we speak.

I am no closer to solving the first one. It is my belief it was written with the aid of mind altering drugs , and thus we should not attempt to understand it.

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DexX October 9, 2001 9:42 AM	It probably helps if you realise that "Irbe" is pronounced "Ur-bay".
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kaufman October 9, 2001 9:42 AM	Odd, considering that the punchline of my first one translates to the same punchline that DexX's last one had, save for it being in the first person singular, rather than plural.
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DexX October 9, 2001 9:48 AM	...and that was only written because I hadn't understood yours yet, Ken. laugh
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 9, 2001 10:26 AM	38386 This BARELY qualifies as a bad pun.
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andydougan October 9, 2001 10:42 AM	Call that contrived? You don't know the meaning of the word! I got kaufman's strip the first time I read it. I'm obviously intelligenter than the rest of you.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 9, 2001 10:57 AM	quote: Call that contrived? You don't know the meaning of the word! I got kaufman's strip the first time I read it. I'm obviously intelligenter than the rest of you. So youll give us another contrived strip then?
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andydougan October 9, 2001 11:10 AM	I'll get on it.
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