I have the top rated comic of the site. Although it will probably be short lived, I am now complete. I can die happy. No wait...I can die happy when Emma Watson shows up on my doorstep in her underwear with a bow on her head. Yeah.
Like I said, it was meant to be short-lived. We all know the bastards on this site who would be more than destroy one innocent users happiness out of pure jealousy.
in the wise words of the Honorable matclarke Muhammad:
"Got three votes and your on the pending list, drinks for everyone! You're a fat cat. Finally, you get that fourth vote that ushers you up to the highest echelon. Sweet Jesus the air smells great! Life is good. Tell your friends how funny and talented you are. Write home to grandma. Bask in the glory that will be swiftly ripped out of your heart. Because as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug."
allow me to retort, as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug.
I rated it good, maybe it'll head back up the charts. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. And leave your dial tuned... right where it is.
Hari, I rated it good before I saw this thread. Funny stuff.
I actually hit the #1 spot for half a day. I couldn't believe it. I understand how you feel. It made me feel like I was actually entertaining some people instead of wasting my time yanking my own crank online.
However, the later is more likely true in my case.
