That guy reminds me of a demented, tubby Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version)

Yep, he even has the candy-striped shirt & two syrup dumplings next to him. I dub thee: Willy Wanka.

He wanted a threesome, but the council denied him building planning permits.

you just know that these people are american.

but fuck it they look happy, so what if there fat and repulsive. i bet there's some rich millionaire looking at this picture, thinking:
'ive bought a nurses outfit for my beutifal model wife'
'ive permed my hair and dyed my hair, so it looks like i was drunk when i did it'
'i even bought my mum a chain to strap onto my girlfriend'.....

'guess there right, you can't buy happiness, i'll just drive around depressed in my lambourgini'

Dude, what?

"Chess King had a sale! check out these cool clothes"

"I'm in a sexy nurse's uniform! For God's sake won't someone PLEASE have sex with me?"

In my dementia, here is how I picture these people going through life;

Crazy Fat Lady (on the bottom):
"I am crazy fatty lady, and soon I will eat the fatties who hold me for ransom."

Crazy Fatty old Lady (on the left):
"I like soap. I want to eat soap. mmmm, soap. it tastes like butter."

Freakish Willy Wonka Guy:
"I have sex with my mom and my sister, but also with these two fattys. Thats four more then you get, haha. Also with myself, so that is five. hahha."

Crazy Fat Lady (on the bottom):
"MEEP MOOOPS, I AM BEAN BAG CHAIR, HEAR ME ROAR!"

Willy Wonka: "It puts the lotion on its skin...or else it gets the ho's again."

when people started taking advantage of their trusting nature and willingness to lick anything for a cookie, the Big Brother/Big Sister mentally handicapped campaign had to be cancelled

The "Facts of Life" reunion didn't live up to the hype.