No Beer's Eve
I’m in Iraq
And I never thought
I’d be Sober as hell on New Years Eve
I need a shot
It’s New Year eve
And I’m standing here
With painted smile, freezing cold
And an NA beer
Think I’m gonna die
Without alcohol
Cos it’s New Years Eve
Beer should be the air that we breathe
{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb
I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year
{Verse II}
I am fighting for
Iraqi’s rights
On New Years Eve;
Without a beer on a Saturday night
It just seems wrong
And it’s so unfair
It’s New Years Eve and the beer should flow like fuckin’ air
{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb
I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year
{Bridge}
Jack, Scotch, Wine, Jim Bean’d be fine / This NA beer I hate it
It’s like masturbating
{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb
I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year
If I’m not drunk
In 2006
This whole damn year’s going to suck
Two thousand and six dicks.