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cpausti December 31, 2005 11:15 PM	Happy New Year everybody! I hope there aren't any disasters or new popes or major city bombings or crappy remakes of anything. My resolution: play more than 5 shows with my band. What're yours?
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boorite December 31, 2005 11:34 PM	No smoaking yay
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areallystupidguy
January 1, 2006 12:45 AM

A history of my New Years resolutions (born in late '88). And O in parentheses means I succeeded, and an X means I failed.

1989: Goo goo. (X)
1990: Get better at walking. (X)
1991: Learn to read. (O)
1992: Get better at reading. (X)
1993: A million dollars. (X)
1994: Get really good at baseball. (X)
1995: Get good grades. (X)
1996: Get good grades. (X)
1997: Get good grades. (X)
1998: Get good grades. (X) (after this I give it up)
1999: Get laid. (X)
2000: Get laid. (X)
2001: Get laid. (X)
2002: Get laid. (X)
2003: Get laid. (X)
2004: Stop being so worried about sex, you pervert. (O)
2005: Write a book. (O)
2006: Get laid a second time. (X) (I already know there's no way this one's coming true)

Happy New Years, dudes!

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HotRodDeathToll January 1, 2006 12:54 AM	quote: My resolution: play more than 5 shows with my band. Same
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crabby January 1, 2006 1:07 AM	Happy new years!!! I love you all even the ones I talk shit about. You're all the best. Except for kaenash he's still a bitch, but you all rock. I'm sorry if I said your gf looked like nikolai volkofff i didnt really mean it. I'm sorry if I've be bullying you, I have nothing, but love for you though and I don't mean it. Entry 1 is mine in the comic cup so thanks for the votes. I love you all.
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ivytheplant January 1, 2006 1:28 AM	To never work at Wal-Mart again and to save that post by crabby and bring it up whenever he tries to be a bully. And to get laid every day.
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BigFrank105 January 1, 2006 1:43 AM	I GOT TO BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW!!! HOORAY! I GOT TO SEE EVERYONE GET DRUNK AND HEAR ABOUT HOW COOL I WAS!!!
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mandingo January 1, 2006 2:00 AM	happy gnu year! my resolution this year is HR 1198, the right to bring a portable laugh track machine into church
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mandingo January 1, 2006 2:01 AM	quote: I GOT TO SEE EVERYONE GET DRUNK AND HEAR ABOUT HOW COOL I WAS!!! well you are pretty cool. and your hair smells nice too
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lukket January 1, 2006 3:42 AM	Happy new year everyone. I resolve to: 1) get an apartment 2) Make some more comics and photoshops 3) get laid probably in that order or hopefully anyway
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dcomposed January 1, 2006 5:20 AM	I can help with 3.
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KajunFirefly January 1, 2006 6:19 AM	I resolve to make more comics instead of just spending my time in the forums being a twat. quote: No smoaking yay Leran to spell, fag! quote: And to get laid every day. I look forward to the blow-by-blow account. OMG U R GETTING FACE! ... I'll make a comic tomorrow.
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trogo January 1, 2006 10:58 AM	I would like to get anti-laid, so i can go back in time and slap your mother for being terrible. I guess thats for everyne, bon appetite!
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PhreakyChinchilla January 1, 2006 11:12 AM	To not get arrested or put in detox. I have a feeling I'm only going to accomplish one of those.
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mandingo January 1, 2006 2:34 PM	quote: To not get arrested or put in detox. i think you'll definitely succeed in your resolution to be put in detox
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Chaplin January 1, 2006 2:41 PM	Mine is to become the world's most powerful tyrant and take over the the united states with a iron fist while slowly taking over the world nation by nation with a army more powerful than 6 and a half tigers.... Or is that too unrealistic? -Chaplin-
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attitudechicka January 1, 2006 2:43 PM	My resolution is to get outside with my son more. I'm such a worrying mom and my son really likes to be outside. Today we played with his new tricycle for 30 minutes in the cul-de-sac. Tomorrow, if it's not muddy, we'll probably go to the park. Oh yeah and some kind of joke resolution should probably go here.
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LuckyGuess January 1, 2006 3:48 PM	Mine is to move on with my life and stop looking back at all the horrible things that happened at the years close. And to get laid. We'll see about that last one.
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possums January 1, 2006 4:39 PM	I need to stop eating burritos for three days in a row at a time. It's really starting to get potentially unhealthy. But shit, they're good burritos, man. D:
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HCRoyall January 1, 2006 4:56 PM	Find a way to get out of the Army and into the Air Force so I don't get shafted next time I'm deployed. And plan as much of my marriage as is possible before next spring. Ugh.
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boorite January 1, 2006 5:51 PM	I haven't smoaked a cigarette all year! HUZZAH
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drawinger January 1, 2006 5:55 PM	quote: Happy new years!!! I love you all even the ones I talk shit about....Except for kaenash he's still a bitch, but you all rock. I'm sorry if I said your gf looked like nikolai volkofff i didnt really mean it. I'm sorry if I've be bullying you, I have nothing, but love for you though and I don't mean it. Entry 1 is mine in the comic cup so thanks for the votes. I love you all. I approve.
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biped January 1, 2006 8:49 PM	I resolve to: 1. smoke more 2. drink more 3. eat more 4. masturbate more Gee, I sure hope I can keep these resolutions.
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LuckyGuess January 2, 2006 8:29 PM	Keep us posted.
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Hari_Nezumi January 2, 2006 9:20 PM	Lesse here... 1. Try to get somewhere near to 500 comics. 2. Get a girlfriend, I've been single fo' two years and thats long enough, thank you. 3. Give up masturbation, cold turkey. Yeeeeeeeeah...don't be countin' on that last one. I already cracked a couple off after the word "near" and in the middle of the word "thank".
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JESUSSANDWICH January 2, 2006 11:46 PM	Resolutions 1. Not become addicted to heroin 2. Not end up in a mental institution 3. Meet biped
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Inflatable_Man
January 2, 2006 11:51 PM

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3. Give up masturbation, cold turkey.

First... why? Second... good fucking luck. I wanted to see how long I could go without it and I buckled after three weeks. You go crazy without it. It doesn't make you less horny, it just gets worse and worse until you're ready to explode. I found that I was becoming irritable, restless and generally just an unpleasant guy to be around. Unless you have a girl doing all the work for you (and even then), you need the release that only masturbation can provide. Don't kid yourself. You'll be choking the chicken again in a month. (On the off-chance you aren't, I will admit you are a stronger man than I am)

Here are my resolutions...

1. Keep a consistent workout regimen.

2. Eat healthier.

3. Get good grades.

4. Either fix stuff with my ex or learn to move on... whichever works.

5. Write a book.

6. No more binge-drinking.

7. Be more open.

8. Continue masturbating.

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Inflatable_Man January 2, 2006 11:52 PM	quote: Yeeeeeeeeah...don't be countin' on that last one. I already cracked a couple off after the word "near" and in the middle of the word "thank". Ah. I didn't see that. I knew you weren't insane.
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ivytheplant January 3, 2006 1:43 AM	quote: 8. Continue masturbating. Adds to list
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mandingo January 3, 2006 6:48 AM	quote: 1. Try to get somewhere near to 500 comics. 2. Get a girlfriend, I've been single fo' two years and thats long enough, thank you. 3. Give up masturbation, cold turkey. Yeeeeeeeeah...don't be countin' on that last one. I already cracked a couple off after the word "near" and in the middle of the word "thank". teh lewl
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Matchbook_Romance January 3, 2006 12:44 PM	Happy New Year ALL! 1)Lose ten pounds. 2)Be a better boyfriend. 3)Try to make more comics. 4)Play more raquetball. 5)Give in and buy an IPOD before February.
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ArtemisStrong January 3, 2006 2:16 PM	My New Years Resolutions (1280 X 786 pixels): 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. No more blood in my jism.
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PhreakyChinchilla January 3, 2006 3:06 PM	quote: 6. No more blood in my jism. that's key, right there.
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boorite January 3, 2006 7:55 PM	I still haven't smoked a cig all year.
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theReverend January 4, 2006 5:03 AM	pat pat
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ivytheplant January 7, 2006 3:05 AM	quote: I still haven't smoked a cig all year. Or made a comic. I demand you commence with teh funneh!
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HCRoyall January 7, 2006 5:16 PM	quote: quote: I still haven't smoked a cig all year. Or made a comic. I demand you commence with teh funneh! Withhold sex from him and don't let him masturbate until he does.
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JESUSSANDWICH January 8, 2006 1:58 AM	I got a plan, I am gonna do heroin. Cya guys later.
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