Stop spamming us, you jackass!

I thought I was special when I got the PM.

:(

Dear Jester 123,

Shut the fuck up.

Signed,

everyone.

Dear Jester123,

Thanks for being a fan. Enclosed you will find a signed 8X10.

Love,
crabby

The frequency and homogeneity of the PMs led me to speculate that a bot was at work.

Geez... I can't even get spammed here.

*sigh*

(No, that was not an invitation to spam me.)

I just thought he was a newbie looking for a little help... Maybe he was a bit too much in his ways of asking though.

Why? What did he do? I wanna know! Waaah. And I know he spammed. But HOW did he spam?

I feel left out, like when they picked teams in the 5th grade. No, Bobby, I guess I have to play on the girls team or it won't be even.

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u rock dood send me a comment and tell me wut u think bout my comics
From Jester123 :: 01-02-06 06:18pm ( reply :: delete )

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I think he's a troll...no one would be that...BAD at making comics.

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But the very duality of existence is the maddening part! I, you, it, yet the universe is all? It's Berkley-esque if not absurdist. A grand joke played on all unfortunate enough to realize that mankind is the punchline!
From Jester123 :: 01-01-06 11:23am ( reply :: delete )

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I'm still cool. I finally got my Jester spam.

He only read my display comic, though, and I don't think he understood it.

Timing is everything.

Yes! I got one! I WIN!

Pika! Pika! is so fuckin funny!!
From Jester123 :: 01-03-06 11:41am

WEWT.

Got one and deleted it.

I have no messages. LuckyGuess sad.

Okay, I got one.

My life is complete.

I have not been spammed yet. I am still clean.

Wtf? I get no spam? What am I, chopped liver??

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Wtf? I get no spam? What am I, chopped liver??

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I want one!

http://spam.ytmnd.com/

This is my favorite of the three Jester messages I got.

sorry i dont understand ur kind of english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Jester123 :: 01-03-06 11:10am ( reply :: delete )

This is the point when I stopped replying. Of course there were plenty of rebuttals to be had, but I didn't want to waste good comedy writing on this jackass.

Has anyone considered that this person may be a regular just jerking our proverbial chains? Like fuck, but not funny?

Isn't that possible on every troll?

Why isn't there a nothing but questions thread?

Here come the jesters 1-2-3,
It's all part of my fantasy

It's obvious that this user is a Bad Company fan.

It is awesome that there's a song called Bad Company from the album Bad Company by the band Bad Company.

It is awesome that there's a song called Living In A Box from the album Living In A Box by the band Living In A Box.

You're both lame.

No, you are.

JER-RY JER-RY

Oh snap!

My ideas on him went like this. "Heh...he has potential...that's plagerism...I wonder if he's a possums user...I'm getting a rash...I have to pee...I need a roommate so I can stop rambling...jeesus, if I post this everyone will hate me...I'm just a JesterErectus, that's how bad I am...I wonder if I've been wire-tapped...I suppose this is spamming at this point...damn."
I think we should call february 1 "National Spam Jester Day" Anyone else want to do this?