This guy beats his wife

Well, if we're going that route...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's so good I can watch it for a full 5 minutes, but at that point I have a stroke from the overload of awesome.

"It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him." ...

A Picnic Table and an Asian woman are married on a TV Show.

quote:

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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I once called Hungary "Hungaria". My own mother made jest of me on that day.

I'm not saying that my abhorrant carnal yearnings are justified in any way by this event, I'm only trying to air out my fractured psyche in a supportive group environment.

That's your cue, crabby

Crabby's not here man.

...no it's me dave..

*squints* Dave?

David, is that you honey?

Come closer child, I need to touch your face...

omg grow a pair.

jesus.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

So is mine.

necro this thread!