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User #52448 January 11, 2006 5:44 PM	i'll be pissing all night now, having a wank and a few beers really screws with my bladder. i have a windowseal full of bottles full of piss, because i'm to lazy to go to the toilet. i cant wait till i'm old and be able to piss myself with dignity
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Inflatable_Man January 11, 2006 5:55 PM	..... I think I'm scarred.
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User #52448 January 11, 2006 6:00 PM	quote: ..... I think I'm scarred. wanna be my friend?
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dcomposed January 11, 2006 6:53 PM	www.livejournal.com
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User #52448
January 11, 2006 7:04 PM

quote:
www.livejournal.com

oi fuck you, unless there's pictures of you wanking whilst drinking beer, you can take your cunting arse right out of here, its not that im angry at you, just slightly ashamed. all i wanted was to discuss my weak bladder, buuut, noooooooooo!
your journal has to spoil it all.
youve ruined my christmas and new year,
im at the end of my tever with you, i really am

how can we ever become friends now

HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LuckyGuess January 11, 2006 7:54 PM	You're one of those angry drunks, huh?
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BigFrank105 January 11, 2006 9:47 PM	this guy sounds sexy!
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crabby January 11, 2006 11:43 PM	I like this guy.
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User #52448 January 12, 2006 4:53 AM	quote: You're one of those angry drunks, huh? drunk?? drunk is such a harsh word, just because i indulge in a few beers every night to drown my sorrows away, because i owe so much fucking money, and had my heart ripped out by my cunting ex girlfriend. the fucking slag, i'll kill her, i'll kill you aalll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh and as for being an angry drunk? HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!
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User #52448 January 12, 2006 4:57 AM	quote: this guy sounds sexy! i think i am, although i havent washed my dick in a few weeks now, and i have a foreskin, so its all collecting up and transforming into a new organism a bit like the transformation of a catipillar into a butterfly, but the other way round, and with a huge fucking stench but, yeah... i suppose i am pretty sexy! wanna be my friend?
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User #52448 January 12, 2006 4:59 AM	quote: I like this guy. thank you, thats a really nice thing to say. being a newb can be really emotional. especially when your on a coctail of A class drugs thanks
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dcomposed January 12, 2006 5:39 AM	that could have gone in one post.
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boorite January 12, 2006 6:47 AM	Your comics seem familiar.
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User #52448 January 12, 2006 6:53 AM	quote: Your comics seem familiar. whats that supposed to mean???????????? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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boorite January 12, 2006 8:49 AM	It means you remind me of someone.
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theReverend January 12, 2006 9:26 AM	There's a thread for this, fuckass. MY thread. That's right, MY THREAD. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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BigFrank105 January 12, 2006 11:37 AM	quote: There's a thread for this, fuckass Hey fuckass! Get me a beer!
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crabby January 12, 2006 11:50 AM	quote: There's a thread for this, fuckass. MY thread. That's right, MY THREAD. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Your thread sucks.
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theReverend January 12, 2006 12:06 PM	But...but I earned your respect through hard work and dedication! longing and downtroddenality
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crabby January 12, 2006 1:01 PM	You're dead to me now.
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User #52448 January 12, 2006 3:07 PM	quote: It means you remind me of someone. stan lee???????
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boorite January 12, 2006 3:22 PM	quote: quote: It means you remind me of someone. stan lee??????? howie chaykin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theReverend January 12, 2006 3:43 PM	quote: You're dead to me now. Then give me back my CDs, jerk.
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User #52448
January 12, 2006 3:52 PM

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It means you remind me of someone.

stan lee???????

howie chaykin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does that mean you're be my friend, it gets so lonely being a newb

i feel so dirty and cheap sometimes, i just need someone to give me a good seeing too, ever since my dad died in child birth ive always lacked a farther figure. maybe you could be the one to teach me about the birds and bee's and tell me that masturbating is a natural part of being a male

i dont want to go blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LuckyGuess January 13, 2006 8:39 AM	These drunken ramblings are entertaining in a special olympics kinda way.
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mandingo January 13, 2006 8:53 AM	quote: You're dead to me now. you're sprained ankle to me quote: father figure 48-62-48
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boorite January 13, 2006 9:22 AM	quote: father figure
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mandingo January 13, 2006 9:41 AM	quote: father figure momma was a tripleA cup
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User #52448 January 13, 2006 5:04 PM
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boorite January 15, 2006 10:28 AM	...to turn a human being into this:
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LuckyGuess January 15, 2006 11:51 AM	quote: Then they tear apart the scarecrow. If he only had a brain.
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mandingo January 15, 2006 12:33 PM	...to turn a human being into this:
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User #52448
January 15, 2006 5:33 PM

excuse me young gentlemen,
may i please interupt you amazing picture postings of such great high intelectual wit and ask you both a question?

have you ever got you penis stuck in a lift?

i was having a wank in a lift and suddenly the door oppened, everyone got in, and everything was fine, but then the door shut and it all got messy and stretched,

ive always been used to having a small penis, but now its really long. like by 4 floors too long!.

anyway, i suspected you both had huge wangers, so any advice?

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User #52448 January 15, 2006 5:34 PM	WHAT IF NIGGER MENT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!
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boorite January 15, 2006 6:33 PM	Once I got my penis stuck in the sheet feed of a copy machine.
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User #52448 January 15, 2006 6:44 PM	got any pictures?!!!!!!! aaaaaggggghh haahahahahahahhahaha GET IT!!!!!!!!!! damn i kill myself sometimes
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ivytheplant January 15, 2006 6:55 PM	quote: Once I got my penis stuck in the sheet feed of a copy machine. I almost wish I hadn't visualized that. Almost.
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User #52448 January 15, 2006 7:19 PM	Hey ivy the plant, my names matt, wanna fuck? i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock. i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean. what you say? i can also spin plates!!!! and i'm in a band. and i dont have any diseases that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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niteowl
January 15, 2006 7:49 PM

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Hey ivy the plant,

my names matt, wanna fuck?
i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock.
i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean.

what you say?

i can also spin plates!!!!
and i'm in a band.
and i dont have any diseases
that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lewl.

I get the feeling that an ass beating is forthcoming from someone 'round here.

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ivytheplant
January 15, 2006 8:26 PM

quote:
Hey ivy the plant,

my names matt, wanna fuck?
i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock.
i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean.

what you say?

i can also spin plates!!!!
and i'm in a band.
and i dont have any diseases
that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You'll have to ask boorite. He owns my naughty bits.

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User #52448 January 15, 2006 8:47 PM	quote: You'll have to ask boorite. He owns my naughty bits. ok i'll message him straight away, i'm willing to pay, and i can give references. i dont mind him joining in, or i could just sit wank and watch, i'm not really fussed. im open to suggestions. maybe we could all just have a nice pleasent conversation- that would be nice i have firm buttacks!
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LuckyGuess January 15, 2006 9:09 PM	O! The hilarity! Be careful, Ivy. He's probably hiding in your bushes with a laptop and a fifth, posting RIGHT NOW as he watches you with high powered goggles. Brrrr.... creepy.
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theReverend January 16, 2006 12:07 PM	mattmallone has earned my respect through hard work and dedication
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User #52448 January 16, 2006 3:31 PM	quote: mattmallone has earned my respect through hard work and dedication here's me in a pink skirt
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User #52448 January 16, 2006 3:35 PM	my friends call me matty beeeeeeeeeeeee i like wanking and breasts
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User #52448 January 16, 2006 3:36 PM	i regret posting an image that large
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ivytheplant January 16, 2006 4:50 PM	I'm impressed. You have the hips for that particular cut of skirt.
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Inflatable_Man January 16, 2006 7:52 PM	I would probably regret posting that picture period. What a tool...
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User #52448 April 27, 2006 8:43 AM	don't you hate it when you have a good shit, but it gets ruined because you wipe your bum to much, and bleeds!
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LuckyGuess April 27, 2006 9:01 AM	Are you wiping your ass with sandpaper?
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