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umfumdisi
January 16, 2006 12:13 AM

From BBC News (text bolded by me):

Woman Given ASBO for Suicide Bids
Amy Dallamura is banned from parts of the promenade and beaches. A woman who has tried many times to kill herself has been given an ASBO banning her from much of her home town's seafront.
Police were granted the Anti-Social Behaviour Order after emergency services were called out at least 36 times to save Amy Dallamura, aged 42.

One policeman received a bravery award after pulling her out of the sea off Aberystwyth three years ago.

But Ms Dallamura said pain from health problems had led her to "desperation".

Aberystwyth magistrates have approved the order barring her from entering the sea, the beaches, parts of the promenade and walking on the town's Constitution Hill.

Insp Alan Samuel, of Dyfed-Powys Police, said he believed it was the first ASBO of its type in Wales, but it was the force's only option to stop Ms Dallamura. Dyfed-Powys Police applied for the ASBO after the emergency services were called out more than 36 times.

Insp Samuel, who gave evidence to an earlier court hearing, told the BBC Wales News website that problems with Ms Dallamura stretched back to 2001.

Pc Simon Tudor, based in Aberystwyth, was given the title of bravest officer in Wales at the Police Federation's courage awards after he plunged into freezing waters in the town's harbour to rescue her in the early hours in January 2003.

Pc Tudor had to let go of the safety line because it was not long enough, and she was 300m from shore by the time he reached her.

Insp Samuel said some members of the public had been alarmed by her numerous suicide attempts.

As well as police, the RNLI, coastguard, ambulance service and the RAF's air and sea rescue helicopter had all been involved in rescuing her over the years.

"Meetings have been held to assess Ms Dallamura's mental state, but experts have been satisfied she suffers from no mental illness," Samuel said.

"We took the step of applying for an ASBO because in our view we thought what she was doing was anti-social. It was causing the public who witnessed what she did distress."

Ms Dallamura said bouts of depression had been brought on by her poor health, although she was feeling better now.

She said hip and back problems had resulted in her suffering severe pain which had led to her suicide attempts.

Ms Dallamura, who uses crutches, said: "I never wanted anyone to risk their life to save me and I never wanted anyone to see me attempt to take my own life.

"I have nearly died on the two or three times I've been out in the sea. I was saved when an infra-red camera on a helicopter was used to find me in 2002."

She added: "My health has deteriorated over the last nine years and I've had major surgery four times and an unsuccessful hip replacement.

"My sanity has never been the problem, but the pain has led me to make desperate decisions about my future."

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attitudechicka
January 16, 2006 6:10 AM

It would be nice if it were tolerable to let her die, but I think there's one law that's universally accepted that is along the lines of "If you see someone in a dangerous situation and you do nothing", then whatever the common form of punishment is. So pretty much if she's doing this several times over and over, she's wasting emergency service's time, as well as fully knowing that she's making a spectacle of herself which she probably enjoys, otherwise she would find a more discreet means.

In summary: stupid bitch.

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mmyers
January 16, 2006 7:44 AM

I'm banned from the beach too, but it's because I'm so pale.

Someone needs to tell that lady that there's other ways to kill yourself that don't involve making a spectacle of yourself.

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theReverend
January 16, 2006 12:14 PM

quote:
I'm banned from the beach too, but it's because I'm so pale.

Hey, you should be a run-of-the-mill comedian!

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umfumdisi
January 17, 2006 1:02 AM

quote:
It would be nice if it were tolerable to let her die, but I think there's one law that's universally accepted that is along the lines of "If you see someone in a dangerous situation and you do nothing"

I guess some places have that so-called Good Samaritan (from the Bible parable, you know) law, but it's more a matter of conscience than anything else. Would I let this woman drown if I saw her struggling out in the ocean? Of course not. However, if I knew that she was "attempting" to kill herself after 30 or so tries, then I surely wouldn't put myself in undue danger while helping her. At least she's feeling better now. :P

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pita
January 17, 2006 5:34 AM

I've been banned from the beach too... the killer whales kept trying to mate with me. It was ugly.

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Inflatable_Man
January 17, 2006 5:48 AM

I've been banned from the beach as well... Some bully would kick sand in my face and steal my girl. :-(

So I started working out using the Charles Atlas method. Got really buff. And then killed everyone.

= Me in happier times.

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not_Scyess
January 17, 2006 8:11 AM

It would be nice if she had the constitutional right to kill herself, but not in public. Nothing bums out beachgoers more than having to get out of the water while the police drag some bloated corpse ashore. Hasn't this idiot ever heard of an overdose?

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biped
January 17, 2006 9:20 AM

If I could, I would show her this picture of a little kid pointing at a duck.

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boorite
January 17, 2006 11:54 AM

We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that

I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great

In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who can't be used anymore

Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 17, 2006 3:19 PM

Just from reading the title I wondered if this thread was in regards to my birthday.

lewl.

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boorite
January 17, 2006 9:45 PM

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT

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umfumdisi
January 22, 2006 12:21 AM

quote:
Just from reading the title I wondered if this thread was in regards to my birthday.

lewl.



Yes, drown already!

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In other words, just kidding. Happy Birthday.

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skagg
January 26, 2006 9:35 PM

this lady is housed in the nuthouse that i lived next to last year. i love this town! it's so very cooky

it aint got shit on newtown though. if ever youre in midwales, get out! but on your way check out newtown. i have never seen a place that exists completely separate to normality ever

hundreds of drunken santas running a marathon/pub crawl and getting into a 150 man melee? only in newtown

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umfumdisi
January 26, 2006 11:52 PM

quote:
this lady is housed in the nuthouse that i lived next to last year. i love this town! it's so very cooky

it aint got shit on newtown though. if ever youre in midwales, get out! but on your way check out newtown. i have never seen a place that exists completely separate to normality ever

hundreds of drunken santas running a marathon/pub crawl and getting into a 150 man melee? only in newtown



Is this THE skagg?

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skagg
January 27, 2006 5:35 AM

i guess

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kramer_vs_kramer
January 27, 2006 5:52 AM

Yay!

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