He looks like Billy Vera

"What would you say at this moment...."

the only way he can get anyone to look at it.

Sit Ubu, Sit

each year it was getting harder and harder for Santa to find the things on boorite's list

"uh dude, I hate to burst your bubble, but you only needed to use one colored ribbon bow"

"Well, Mr Johnson, I have bad news and good news. It is a venereal disease, and yes, it is terminal. The good news, though, is that it's really quite pretty."

The first, rejected cover of Prince's "Lovesexy."

They do Christmas up a little differently over on Brokeback Mountain.

luminous luciano presents!

no... that was kaenash eats it up - the encore

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=kaenash&word2=luminous+luciano

That is quite a devastating blow to my ego, coming from you? How shall I recover?

Everytime I do something, you try to do it as well. This flattery continues to make my ego soar. Please, stop.

Sadly, Rhonda was very disappointed when she unwrapped that package on Christmas morning.

Nice to meet you, I'm Tom Cruise's father.