My wife and I have elected not to produce any children. Her Not Having a Baby shower will be in the summer. We're looking forward to re-decorating the no-baby room with a wet bar and loud sound system.

I'll send you some beer for the non baby party..

Btw do you have an social life i could purchase?

Thank you

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Btw do you have an social life i could purchase?

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The BSO is the most over rated orchestra around. You can take your social life and shove it straight up your ass.

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The BSO is the most over rated orchestra around.

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Way to go, brother!

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Way to go, brother!

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Way to go, brother!

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Me too, but only after we invent Cylons.

If you like the ideas presented there, but think they're non-commital pussies, this might be more your style.

It takes a real man to never settle down to raise a family.

No. Real men prefer to sacrifice their time, energy, and money for the pointless and egotistical notion of "raising a family."

And then try to make the people who know better feel like selfish snobs who contribute nothing to society.

i say if it makes your life more enjoyable to raise a family, do it. if it doesn't, don't. i'd want to do it to teach the kid shit i've learned and hopefully increase the Cool to Asshole ratio in the world

also to beat up your kid

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And then try to make the people who know better feel like selfish snobs who contribute nothing to society.

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A common arguement, but since in the future you'll be dead, so why bother?

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A common arguement, but since in the future you'll be dead, so why bother?

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I've always liked the "teach kid cool stuff and to not be a total tool" idea as well, but my tentative plan for that is when I've learned enough cool stuff that I feel like I have a good enough knowledge base (through world travel, hopefully) to start that sort of thing, I'll ADOPT. Probably like a five or so year old boy.

I'm talking a couple more languages, wilderness survival, extensive cultural awareness, martial arts, Flash basics, proper joint rolling, cleaning and maintenance of a droid army, etc.

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Aw hell, I'm a top proponent of zero population growth. I just figured, since all the idiots, morons, and shit-eaters are poppin' out babies, I better make one smart kid to keep all those fuckers in line in the future.

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They'd make a nice stew.

Or a hat

You sick bastard.

Who'd want to eat a hat?

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I've always liked the "teach kid cool stuff and to not be a total tool" idea as well, but my tentative plan for that is when I've learned enough cool stuff that I feel like I have a good enough knowledge base (through world travel, hopefully) to start that sort of thing, I'll ADOPT. Probably like a five or so year old boy.

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if you're an ex-KORN guitarist that finds jesus, you can have as many as 200. check the cribs video under media

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