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Zaster
January 24, 2006 5:18 PM

As a newly baptised Wiccan, I declare jihad upon the enemies of Krishna. This will assure me a seat in Valhalla (or so my Rabbi assures me). May Apep devour the rest of you infidels.

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flipynif1
January 24, 2006 5:21 PM

you want a messed up religion site go to True Christian

Check out the kids section. It's fucked

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matclarke
January 24, 2006 5:22 PM

I just found this pesky piece of meat that has been stuck in my back molar, mmmm tasty.

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matclarke
January 24, 2006 5:25 PM

No, no, no. THIS is fucked:
Rescue Hero

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niteowl
January 24, 2006 5:29 PM

quote:
As a newly baptised Wiccan, I declare jihad upon the enemies of Krishna. This will assure me a seat in Valhalla (or so my Rabbi assures me). May Apep devour the rest of you infidels.

I love you too, Zaster.

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Zaster
January 24, 2006 5:35 PM

quote:
you want a messed up religion...
Well, sh-yeah! I mean, who doesn't?

quote:
I love you too, Zaster.
May flights of angels escort you to the happy hunting grounds, oh enlightened one.

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ivytheplant
January 24, 2006 8:26 PM

Whenever I think of Zaster, Lexa Doig pops into my head.

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LuckyGuess
January 24, 2006 8:49 PM

I think Zaster is the hidden eleventh level of the ten orders of angels in the Catholic church.

Angel
Archangel
Principality
Power
Virtue
Dominion
Throne
Cherubim
Seraphim
Zaster

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Chuckaduck
January 25, 2006 7:53 AM

I've been having threesomes with Zeus & Hera lately.

*sploogage*

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matclarke
January 25, 2006 9:22 AM

ALTHOUGH THE FORUMS ARE FUCKED SOMETIMES, THIS IS REALLY FUCKED

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UnknownEric
January 25, 2006 10:12 AM

Let me know where you found it, so I don't look there by accident. I once found Jesus behind my couch, but I gave him a cookie and he went away.

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User #57357
January 25, 2006 3:02 PM

quote:
True Christian


Please be a joke site, please be a joke site....

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Hari_Nezumi
January 25, 2006 3:23 PM

If you think that site is serious, then you're fucked in the head.

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mandingo
January 25, 2006 4:56 PM

in the beginning there was the word, and the word was keys. but the word kept getting lost in sofa cushions or you'd SWEAR you just put the word down RIGHT HERE on the counter NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO and now the word wasn't there...

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HCRoyall
January 25, 2006 8:38 PM

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in the beginning there was the word, and the word was keys. but the word kept getting lost in sofa cushions or you'd SWEAR you just put the word down RIGHT HERE on the counter NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO and now the word wasn't there...
My cat keeps stealing the word and batting it under the couch or behind the fridge.

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ivytheplant
January 25, 2006 9:02 PM

My word is in boorite's pants.

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Kaenash
January 26, 2006 9:58 AM

I found Religion and it is a role playing game, lol.

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mandingo
January 26, 2006 1:44 PM

l00l

i want to see that mofo cast holy

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