Anyone remember this show? Lol. It was actually pretty funny.

It's still on.

i know. on nicktoons. we have satellite.

Just got the DVD's. Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaaaaaaan!
I used to love that show back in the day, and the old version (NOT the new one) is still great fun.

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SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK

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A new one?

i loved the original. the fireman episode, pet adoption one, space one, rubber nipple one, prisoner adoption one, they're all irrevocably burned into my psyche with just horrifying horrifying effects on those around me

what the fuck was with that ghost one though? where the ghost turns into a black dude and drives off in an old pink 50s caddy? all i could think of was the black factory worker who got killed at the beginning of Christine

Ren and Stimpy... best fucking show ever.

It was a great show, even better when John Kricfalusi was constrained by the standards and practices of Nickleodeon. When SpikeTV gave him free reign, he turned the series into a piece of shit.

happy happy joy joy

I read an interview with John K around the time that South Park blew up. He was one pissed off dude. I felt like, after watching the new SpikeTV version, that he's just too pissed off these days to make anything worth a shit. I did love George Liquor, though.

Stimpy you stoopid iiidiottt!

I likeed teh horse...

No sir, I didn't like it.

Stimpy: [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren: What EEZ IT, man?

[Ren is asleep atop of Stimpy]
Ren: Oh my darling, my little cucaracha. I kiss your sleep encrusted eyes. I caress your large bulbous nose... ooh, let us join lips een one final sweet exchange of saliva.
[kisses Stimpy, then wakes up]
Ren: AHHHH! I've been poisoned! I must wash myself.
[drinks out of toilet]
Ren: What's de matter with you man? Have you no sense of hygiene?

Ren: Belay that nose-picking, Cadet!

[having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter, the show's chief sponsor]
Stimpy: [writing] Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers twitch...
Ren: [mockingly] It stays crunchy, even in milk.
Stimpy: [gasps excitedly then continues writing] It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope.

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog
what's great for a snack
and fits on your back
it's log, log, log
it's lo-og, lo-og,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's lo-og, lo-og,
it's better than bad, it's good!

Gahhh... What was the name of Stimpy's Kitty Litter that stayed crunchy even in milk?

Read the above post! Gritty Kitty litter

It's even better when you compare it to the other "cutting edge" shows that came after it, like CatDog.
I like the fake ads. Satire at its best. Dog Water, Cheese Fists, Log.....Jeezuz, I want to buy the damn things. And remember the episode where Stimpy enters his belly button? Why aren't there more shows like that now?

Ah, Jerry the Bellybutton Elf. What a guy.

The reason shows like Ren and Stimpy don't exist anymore is because the original was a freak of cartooning. It's creator was a sick bastard confined to the guidelines of Nickolodeon, and thus you had a comprimise of childish humor and adult humor in a blend that only Ren & Stimpy could provide. Fuck Spongebob or the Fairly Oddparents' little jabs at government and hollywood, R & S was the real deal.

And now that the FCC is being a bitch about programming for children and the major cartoon networks (haha, Cartoon Network) are tightening their regulations on content, you probably won't see anything like the original Ren & Stimpy for a long time, if ever again.

Either way, the perfect cube of fat and "Don't Wizz On The Electric Fence" were only a small fraction of that show's ausomeness. My favorite parts were Untamed World and Ask Dr. Stupid.

Never saw Ren & Stimpy. We could only get a couple UHF and VHF channels on our massive outdoor antenna. My mom got satellite right after I moved away to college and the college didn't have cable.

Somehow my life isn't diminished.

I still think of it as one of those crazy new cartoons.

I've seen that show. Pretty dumb. I've got the cd though with their songs on it. Very useful in keeping books from falling off the shelf.

I take great fucking pleasure in knowing that some day you will simply fucking die.

Probably with a hoagie stuffed halfway into your giant, hateful, contradicting yap and a greasy deathgrip on the back end of it.

Thrilled.

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WOW YOUR CRITICAL FACULTIES APPREHENDED THAT "REN AND STIMPY" EMPLOYS LOW HUMOR OMFG GENIUS

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Uh oh.

OMFG

Oh, my beloved ice cream bar...
how I love to lick your creamy center!
And your oh so nutty chocolate covering!

We're not walking anymore, WE'RE RIDING!

do you have any rubber walrus protectors?