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Zaster
February 1, 2006 5:25 PM

I'm sure I'm not alone in my outrage over the fact that Jessica Simpson has not received an Oscar nomination for her moving performance in The Dukes of Hazzard. How could the academy have overlooked this soulful and nuanced portrayal of a rural working woman struggling against chauvinism and injustice in small-town America?

And what about King Kong? This rising star expresses a range that rises well above the usual grunting and chest-beating of the muscle-bound action hero. Truely Kong has break-out potential worthy of a romantic comedy, historical drama, or just about any other genre if only he is given the chance. But will he receive his due at the Oscars? Pfeh. They'd rather heap praises on some silly Western.

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LuckyGuess February 1, 2006 5:36 PM	That though inspired me to make a totally unrelated picture.
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Zaster February 1, 2006 5:52 PM	I am honored to have provided the inspiration for such a soulful and nuanced masterpiece.
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boorite February 2, 2006 2:45 AM	According to Google, this is a picture of shitty Oscars:
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Rabid_Weasle February 2, 2006 1:17 PM	According to Google, this is a picture of shitty Golden Globes: .. I agree, Sarah Jessica Parker's gold plated boobs are quite shitty.
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BigFrank105 February 2, 2006 1:46 PM	According to google, this is a picture of Said Bacon
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umfumdisi February 2, 2006 11:56 PM	...and this is BigFrank!
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BigFrank105 February 3, 2006 7:12 AM	Wow, it appears the camera DOES add 10 pounds... everytime the picture is taken!
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User #58769 February 3, 2006 2:17 PM	quote: Wow, it appears the camera DOES add 10 pounds... everytime the picture is taken! that u - really????????????? ur big... yea u kinda look 'notoriuos' but if ur milwaukw's best ther's no hope 4 milwauke!!!!!!!!!!!! da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolllllllllllllllllll lmao
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ivytheplant February 3, 2006 2:35 PM	AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't take it anymore! Learn to spell, learn grammar, learn to use English at least as coherently as an illegal immigrant! And for god's sake, use some content!
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boorite February 3, 2006 2:39 PM	quote: ...and this is BigFrank! Haven't we made enough fun of Drew Carey?
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User #58769 February 3, 2006 7:01 PM	quote: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't take it anymore! Learn to spell, learn grammar, learn to use English at least as coherently as an illegal immigrant! And for god's sake, use some content! wtf???????? <<<<<< ther's no hope 4 milwaukee!!!!!!!!!!!! da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>> THATS CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO and ahm haff comanche haff samurai ROTFLMBO
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ivytheplant February 3, 2006 9:56 PM	Samurai is a career, not an ethnicity.
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boorite February 3, 2006 10:45 PM	quote: wtf???????? <<<<<< ther's no hope 4 milwaukee!!!!!!!!!!!! da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>> THATS CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO and ahm haff comanche haff samurai ROTFLMBO
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User #58769 February 3, 2006 11:01 PM	quote: Samurai is a career, not an ethnicity. uh... yea... so????????? lmao
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biped February 3, 2006 11:10 PM
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BigFrank105
February 3, 2006 11:18 PM

quote:
quote:
Wow, it appears the camera DOES add 10 pounds... everytime the picture is taken!

that u - really?????????????

ur big... yea
u kinda look 'notoriuos'
but if ur milwaukw's best
ther's no hope 4 milwauke!!!!!!!!!!!!

da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolllllllllllllllllll
lmao

lol liek hay man u = t3h funneh ah really can't compete with dat mofo. and shit dawg u no cuz i am lik t3h best that mil-twon has 2 offer yo so u just best step off lolz0rz

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Zaster February 4, 2006 8:03 AM	What has become of my brilliant and insightful thread?
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niteowl February 4, 2006 10:05 AM	tythebear killed it. Let's string the bastard up.
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areallystupidguy February 4, 2006 2:54 PM	quote: and ahm haff comanche haff samurai If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read.
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ivytheplant February 4, 2006 3:09 PM	quote: quote: and ahm haff comanche haff samurai If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read. "I'm half Commanche, half samurai."
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Zaster February 4, 2006 3:40 PM	That's nothing. I'm half Iriquois, half fighter pilot, and half Shaolin kung fu master. OMG I R teh r0xXoRZ.
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crabby February 4, 2006 3:41 PM	Not to mention 100%
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areallystupidguy February 5, 2006 1:45 AM	quote: quote: quote: and ahm haff comanche haff samurai If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read. "I'm half Commanche, half samurai." I changed my mind.
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biped February 5, 2006 9:32 AM	Mickey Roarke should've been nominated for SIN CITY.
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User #58769 February 5, 2006 5:39 PM	quote: tythebear killed it. Let's string the bastard up. bears eat owls 4 lunch man!!!!!!!! lmao ah like mr roarke 2 in fantazy island reruns rotlfmbo
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niteowl February 5, 2006 6:10 PM	quote: quote: tythebear killed it. Let's string the bastard up. bears eat owls 4 lunch man!!!!!!!! Ooh, you're one tough customer. Also, please take Ivy's advice from the previous page: quote: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't take it anymore! Learn to spell, learn grammar, learn to use English at least as coherently as an illegal immigrant! And for god's sake, use some content!
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User #58769 February 5, 2006 6:13 PM	/comics/tythebear/336084/ LMAO
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User #58769 February 5, 2006 6:16 PM	cool da hole toon apears not just a link here 's content 4 u 2 owl ROTFLMBO
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