Ozzy Osbourne's 11th grade Science Fair project?

Apple unveils its new "iDepression"

It cures whatever ails you.

Instant Messanger in a Bottle

Spirits in the Machine

External 80 proof HDD

Once Ed's job was outsourced to India, he spent most of his time creating completely useless hardware that did absolutely nothing and hooking it to his computer.

Rig of the month from the pages of Drunken Nerds Monthly.

Billy had a secret agreement with the computer: he would get it drunk twice a week, and it would remove all the parental safeguards from the sites featuring naked Swedish girls getting buttfucked by gorillas.

if Naked Lunch had been written in the computer age