but when he awoke in the bottom bunk, and found his Pekinese licking his balls, he made a decision that would forever haunt him, and went with it

Too bad he's a left-handed pitcher.

On one fateful autumn day, Chris realized he really wanted to be the world's first transsexual cheerleader.

Kirk and Mr Spock are trapped in the bodies of their youth and sent back in time, which is always on earth's 20th century by Q.