My dad would sing the Mikey Mouse theme song in his sleep. My mother just snores. I do both, but my conversations are apparently very entertaining. Anyone else talk in their sleep?

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I don't, but my wife often says the most out-of-nowhere things just as she's falling asleep. The all-time best was "F-R-E-E-E spells fray..."

I do.

Especially when I'm shmoed.

Drove my ex-eife nuts.

ex-wife.

sorry.

Still can't type.

I supposedly do, but no recording of it exists as evidence.

I, however, offer these two stories of my brother from high school instead:

Once, my boyfriend was sleeping in his room sleeping on the other bed. My brother started making some sounds that sounded like words. I said "What was that Dan?" and he replied "Licence plates." What you have to understand is my brother had just aquired his first "real" car, as in not a hand-me-down from a family member, which he purchased and bought himself (a 79 Malibu, for you car enthusiasts). I replied "Dan, you already have license plates." His response: "I know, but I want those.

The second time I had a hillarious sleep talking moment was when I went to get Dan up to take me to school (he was still living at home, but had dropped out in order to NOT be in the same grade level as his little sister). Upon telling him it was time to get up, he sat straight up, pointed to a laundry basket at the other side of the room and said "It's over there" fell back into bed and continued snoring.

I don't, but I have a friend who one time while in bed with a chick, supposedly started making animal noises and pawing at the air while asleep.

Three stories:

At my brother's tenth birthday party, I apparently uttered the words, "Fighters, I don't want to fight."

On my trip to Ashland, Oregon for the Shakespere Festival, I apparently woke at around 2:00 AM and started prowling around the hotel room hunched over in the dark. One of the other kids walked in to see me standing in the corner of the room, when I said, "No lights, lights are off, sleep." Then I walked back to the bed and fell asleep.

During a christmas party a couple months ago I fell asleep. It was at the beginning of horrific break up pangs, and I was very depressed at the time. I was on the couch, and everyone was watching my buddy play Shadow of the Collossus. I shifted positions and said, "They should make a thingie like a girl. Smash it girl."

One time, I started talking in my sleep to my boyfriend about how he was going to jump off the cliff because other people were. He asked me if I wanted him to jump off the cliff, and I said it was his decision. He asked me one more time, and I said I didn't care.

Yeah...that was the beginning of the end.