-how far i've fallen, he thought, taking one last look at the photograph of his embarassing "relationship" before committing suicide by throwing himself into the washing machine
Ensign Johansson habit of holding a teddy bear while on duty drew strange looks from crewmembers, how could they guess he was pregnant with Riker's butt-baby.
-Ed made 200,000 dollars a year, owned multiple cars, 2 boats, a 3 story house, a summer cottage, and had a ginormous penis, but continued to be lonely due to his choice in match.com pictures
Spock's Vulcan side couldn't understand why anyone would take a picture like that, but his human side thought that the bear was a "snuggy-wuggy foofy kins."
