So sodomy and oral sex is legal in Wyoming, but if I want to detonate any nuclear devices, there are certain towns I can't go. Like Chico. Sorry, DX, but I'm going to have to move my lair elsewhere.

"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."

And you should stop bowling on the sidewalk.

Choad, you're safe in San Diego, but if you go to San Francisco, you'd better refrain from giving or receiving oral sex. Yup, San Francisco sure doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior...

And after reading this New Orleans law, I really want to do it:
"You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant."

Also, voodoo and vampirism are illegal in New Orleans. Good thing there's no vampires or voodoo practitioners there.

I love www.dumblaws.com . I used to go there all the time. Now they have more details to some of the laws, which make for good reading.

So, what laws have ya'll broken lately?

"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."

Considering that humans are animals, a lot of people have broken the law. A lot.
I like how you can go straight to your state and city. Thanks for the link, Ivy. My kiddo had a book called crazy laws. Same thing, and pretty funny, but we lost it, and it was a kids book, so they don't talk about "Mating". Very politicly correct. Not that that means shit anymore.

San Francisco---
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Those are good, especially for a city like San Fran, but my favorite Cali law was this one:

Pacific Grove---
It is illegal to molest butterflies.

I'm glad those butterfly molesters are safely out of Pacific grove. Damn butterfly molesters. Molesting butterflies.

I've found an error on the stripcreator. This post is marked 2-09-06 but clearly it is from 2-09-96.

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And Boorite might not have another 10 left in him.

I wouldn't if I had to put up with ivy.

while you two will still be jerking off to episodes of cop rock

And absolute cunt wins the day.

Oh yeah, don't you mean 02/09/98? Wouldn't want to you miss an important detail like that, since you're so into it.

Clarendon, TX:

It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Mesquite, TX:

It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in one household. (prolly dangerous, too)

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

AKRON, Ohio
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

CINCINNATI, Ohio
Anal intercourse is banned.

CLEVELAND, Ohio
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

IRONTON, Ohio
Cross-dressing is against the law.

OXFORD, Ohio
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

Stripcreator, SC

It is uncouth to make snarky comments about the age of a website if you hadn't hit puberty when said website was originally created.

"Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo."

Come on...you know you want this goldfish. Look, he's all golden, as if he were made of gold. A GOLD fish. Who wouldn't want a fish made of gold? Come on, just one game of bingo and the golden fish could be yours, all yours. GOLD! GOLD! GOOOLLLDDDD!!!!!

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This is my all time favorite:
No person may have a "yard sale" in their front yard.

Good ol' Tennessee...

"You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile."
--Load up the young'uns, Elsie, we's gonna get us some ambergris!

"Hollow logs may not be sold."
--Hollow-point bullets? Sure.

"More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel."
--Or an insane asylum.

"It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish."
--...yet perfectly legal to shoot a whale!

Knoxville:
"In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a 'hitching post.'"
--We call them parking meters.

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Maybe in another 10 years Crabby will figure out how to put on a condom and stop getting teenagers pregnant.

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Jeez! Stripcreator has been around for like forEVER! Why are people still talking about it!? Omg l00z3rz!

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Make sure you tell your friends about it in 10 years (you might not be able to though because I heard cats don't live for long).

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Make sure you tell your friends about it in 10 years (you might not be able to though because I heard cats don't live for long).

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And I'VE got two stars for being ultra-annoying on the forums. That is a clever retort, but being a cunting fuck is NOT the way to get more stars.

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I like you, dcom. You seem like a nice guy who is eager to please.

Oops, that was me. I forgot which laptop I was using. So it is I who thinks dcom is basically a nice boy. Sorry for any confusion.

Some Laws from the UK

Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. :(

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

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"Come on, just one game of bingo and the golden fish could be yours" -- Ecclesiastes 8:16, King Jamiroquai Version, circa 4352 A.D.

Maryland laws I've broken

"Baltimore City:

You may not curse inside the city limits."

Wow, I've fucking broken this goddamn piece of shit law numerous times.

"Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere."

Come get me, you fascist bastards.

New York laws I've broken

"A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting."

I'd be a broke son-of-a-bitch then...

"It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun."

You guys are no fun at all.

Pennsylvania laws I've broken

"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass."

Do the Amish count? Cause usually I fly by them doing 60 and flipping them off.

Virginia laws I've broken

"Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary."

Whoops.

"You may not have oral or anal sex."

Again, whoops.

"Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars."

In anger?

"It is illegal to tickle women."

Triple whoops.