Here is a place where you can write songs to be sung to the tune of other songs like they used to do in MAD Magazine. Here is one that I composed recently:
OH, MUH BUTT HURTS
(to the tune of "Oh, My Darlin'")
In a bar down on the corner,
I was dressed a little slim
So some fellers looked me over
And said "Get a load of him"
Oh, muh butt hurts
Oh, muh butt hurts
Oh, muh buuutt hurts very much
It is achin' from your takin'
And it's tingly to the touch
In a house down by the river
In a French maid's uniform
I was prancin' and romancin'
With Ricardo, Jeff, and Norm
Oh, muh butt hurts
Oh, muh butt hurts
Oh, muh buuutt hurts very much
It is throbbin' from your bobbin'
And your firm, romantic clutch