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Kaenash
February 15, 2006 11:17 PM

Who would win in such a contest?

Lets say, caged match, no weapons, only fists.

Also, just the singers, no bandmates.

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umfumdisi
February 15, 2006 11:32 PM

Easy. Ben folds Blunt.

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Kaenash
February 15, 2006 11:36 PM

Ah, Thank you very much!

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biped
February 16, 2006 12:51 AM

Doesn't James Blunt have military training? I doubt if Ben Folds has any military training, unless you count the Girl Scouts.

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ivytheplant
February 16, 2006 1:21 AM

Who's James Blunt?

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choadwarrior
February 16, 2006 1:26 AM

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BigFrank105
February 16, 2006 8:00 AM

James Blunt sings "You're Beautiful". I guess it's pretty popular right now. I like the song.

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UnknownEric
February 16, 2006 8:10 AM

Ben wouldn't even have to take a swing. That dude from Coldplay would show up and beat the crap out of Blunt for bitin' his style. Then Thom Yorke would drop by and beat the crap out of the dude from Coldplay, then go screw Gwyneth Paltrow. And then Ben Folds would sing "Underground" and everyone would go home happy.

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mmyers
February 16, 2006 9:26 AM

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Ben wouldn't even have to take a swing. That dude from Coldplay would show up and beat the crap out of Blunt for bitin' his style. Then Thom Yorke would drop by and beat the crap out of the dude from Coldplay, then go screw Gwyneth Paltrow. And then Ben Folds would sing "Underground" and everyone would go home happy.

What a beautiful world it would be.

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BigFrank105
February 16, 2006 10:03 AM

Or... Ben Folds could join up with Ben Lee and Ben Kweller and form the Bens (like they did back in the day) and form an ultimate fighting ninja robot thing that sings awesome songs. Or Ben Kweller could kick all their asses no sweat. Because he's Ben Kweller, and he's from Texas.

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LuckyGuess
February 16, 2006 10:27 AM

Ben Folds, because they would call on the help of those crazies from Book of Black Earth. Then the BBE guys would eat Blunt and start screaming into various microphones.

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little_kitty
February 16, 2006 10:59 AM

I'd say Ben Folds, just because James Blunt sounds like a sissy.

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KajunFirefly
February 16, 2006 11:45 AM

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Doesn't James Blunt have military training? I doubt if Ben Folds has any military training, unless you count the Girl Scouts.
Ben thought about army, his dad said "son, you're fucking high".

James Blunt is universally accepted as being a complete cock-stabber. He's hated throughout the music industry and anyone who's taste in music is worth paying attention to knows that he sucks.

I hereby cut all ties with anyone who owns and/or likes anything James Blunt has ever produced.

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Drexle
February 16, 2006 11:55 AM

Ben Folds would join forces with his two other bandmates, and then channel the spirits of the two other non-existent members of Ben Folds Five (God rest their souls), and form Foldstron, Defender of the Universe.

I don't think anyone can defeat Foldstron. He's driven by the memories of his dead homies.

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LuckyGuess
February 16, 2006 12:58 PM

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I don't think anyone can defeat Foldstron. He's driven by the memories of his dead homies.


Galactus is driven by his need to live. Galactus would devour the life force of puny Foldstron, for he wields the power cosmic. It has been written.

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User #57357
February 16, 2006 1:11 PM

ben folds wins

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The_young_scot
February 16, 2006 2:11 PM

"James Blunt" is the new rhyming slang.

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Drexle
February 16, 2006 2:30 PM

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Galactus is driven by his need to live. Galactus would devour the life force of puny Foldstron, for he wields the power cosmic. It has been written.

But fully half of Foldstron's power is from a -non living- source. If Galactus tried to eat Foldstron, he'd have to have his stomach pumped... and if he was dumb enough to eat the stomach pump too, then he'd be in big trouble.

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boorite
February 16, 2006 4:47 PM

Exlaxus lewl

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Twi_prime
February 17, 2006 11:50 PM

"SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! IT'S FOLDS VERSUS BLUNT IN ELFEN SMACKDOWN OH-SIX!!!"

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biped
February 18, 2006 8:21 AM

I've actually never seen or heard James Blunt. I just assumed Ben Folds was wimpier than everybody else.

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KajunFirefly
February 18, 2006 2:12 PM

The next person to include the great Ben Folds in the same sentence as the lamewad James Blunt is banned.

Starting now!

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little_kitty
February 18, 2006 2:22 PM

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I've actually never seen or heard James Blunt. I just assumed Ben Folds was wimpier than everybody else.

No way man. James Blunt is jumping on the "I want to sound like Coldplay" bandwagon. Which therefore makes him way wimpier.

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Kaenash
February 18, 2006 7:10 PM

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I've actually never seen or heard James Blunt. I just assumed Ben Folds was wimpier than everybody else.

No way man. James Blunt is jumping on the "I want to sound like Coldplay" bandwagon. Which therefore makes him way wimpier.

I think Coldplay though is jumping on the "Ben folds five/Five 4 fighting" bandwagon.

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biped
February 18, 2006 9:33 PM

Well, I still think Ben Folds is a big, fat, hopping-around-behind-a-piano wimp. And his little pussy songs suck.

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areallystupidguy
February 18, 2006 10:10 PM

Ben Folds has gotten pretty darn lame lately. It can't be argued. However, his solo album "Rockin' The Suburbs" is actually really good. And though I probably shouldn't factor in his work with the Five, since this is just about the singers and not the bands, "Whatever And Ever Amen" is also good. And their self-titled release is actually great.

James Blunt is just crap. His lyrics, compositions, voice, all are bland bland bland. Well, not his voice. That's just annoying as fuck. His music is uninspired and pointless. Some of the songs on "Back To Bedlam" aren't too awful, but none of them are good enough to redeem the disc.

The Final Verdict: Ben Folds has lost a lot of steam lately. 2005's "Songs For Silverman" is easily the worst release he's put out, with the Five or without. Still, I'd still rather listen to that than James Blunt's 2005 crapola, "Back To Bedlam". Ben takes James out in the second round to an eruption of bored sounding "Yay, I guess." from the audience. Ben wins.

And as a sideshow, Ben Kweller gets his teeth knocked out by everyone on Earth for being a clinically-acclaimed Pavement copycat.

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jes_lawson
February 20, 2006 6:49 AM

James Blunt?

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KajunFirefly
February 22, 2006 12:27 PM

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UnknownEric
February 22, 2006 12:39 PM

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Everything sounds like Coldplay now.
Sad but true. Feckin' Coldplay.

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AngryAmerican
February 22, 2006 12:50 PM

wow. i have no idea who any of those people are.

that makes me happy.

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TheGovernor
February 22, 2006 1:27 PM

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Ben Folds has lost a lot of steam lately. 2005's "Songs For Silverman" is easily the worst release he's put out

I disagree, although it took a few listens but it did grow on me, to be honest it started to remind me of his earlier albums in ben fold five (although doesnt come close to whatever and ever), and Fear of Pop is clearly his weakest, but thats probably because of the change of style which I dont think quite worked, Although I did like the Shatner number In Love (but that may just be the shatner effect)

As for Silverman, I think the bass is a lot more prominent which is probably what reminds me of his earlier stuff. 'Bastard' is a fine record and a great starting track, 'You to thank' follows it up nicely, and I'll name 'Trusted' as a good example of the strength of this album, but again it did take me a few listens to properly dig it.

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Blunt isnt on my radar, and I wont waste a good insult on him, lets just say Im begrudgingly aware of his existence.

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