My first day ... got the idea to come here from Jerkcity itself.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/fuyutsuki

The comics caused me to mope.

Welcome to stripcreator.

I think your best is "Happy Happy Joy Joy, the weekends here"

Then the rest confused me with politcal statements and sexy hookers...
Gooday,sir.

-Chaplin-
I said gooday!