... I am DH1.

Many of you know me at That Guy Who Jobbed to Spankling in the CC3.

... I was seriously wounded (anally), but the SOUL STILL BURNS!

... so does my rectum, but that's besides the point!

So, being the sad, sad man that I am, I shll pimp myself out here.

...

Suckie suckie, fi' dolla?

-DH1... swallows.