I typed "new users should" into Google and it said that new users should:
1. Mambo
2. Know [their] Novell userid and password
3. Immediately be informed about the main characteristics of the web site (which in this case are buttfucking jokes and flaming new users)
4. Be carefully introduced to the Network by way of a New Users Packet (NUP)
5. Use UD6 1.03.00
6. "do it," but there's a question mark
7. Read the Tutorials before using i-MapNJ
8. consider visiting irc.freenode.com room:wikipedia
9. find this well-written guide particularly helpful.
Also, this picture came up:

...but I wouldn't attempt it.
Google Groups suggested that "New users should not be allowed to leave negitive [sic] feedback," but that was on some stupid eBay forum. You know what we call eBay around here? eGhey! Yeah, we roll like that.
I forgot my point, if any.