No, but I do have an alternate, rude version of "Jack & Diane" written by my friend Ed.
Little titties of Jack & Diane
Two American girls who like to take it in the can
Jackie's gonna be a porno star
Diane's gonna get in the back seat of everybody's car
Say now, oh yeah, Ed's big schlong
Gives them the big thrill
Makes 'em walk all wrong
Oh yeah, they say Ed's big schlong
Gives them the big thrill
Makes 'em walk all wrong
They walk wrong...
(middle eight)
Gonna let me rock
Love Ed Rolle
Let me pull down my pants and fill your hole
I don't care if your 16, as long as I can
Come on, baby, let me make you a wo-man
