where did you find this picture of me?

What an idiot. He's totally going to break a heel.

As a part-time transvestite at night...
Sven didn't quite grasp the concept of
"Must supply your own work boots"
on his daytime job application.

"Leo. Your job is to move everything out of the closet."
"Everything?"

"Yes, sir! Of course I can handle your load."

Now that the Lonshoreman's Union has merged with the ILGWU ...

these pictures would later be submitted as evidence by the gang members' defense team, their argument being that he was practically asking for it

Maurie though the job advertisment was for a "Cock Worker" but the money was good so he stayed.