I am Kilgore Trout

Topic: Vonnegut

Vonnegut high?

Read everything he ever wrote, twice.

My favourite fiction author ever.

hi ho.

"When Trout and the theater manager, two tinhorns, said they didn't want any tinhorn fun, the dying children sauntered off, their feet sticking to the planet, coming unstuck, then sticking again. They disappeared around a corner. Trout, the eyes and ears of the Creator of the Universe, sneezed."

That made me pause on the subway.

I live in Kilgore, TX. Ha ha ha ha hahahaha.

I grew up with this folk song called the Ballad of East Texas Red, of whom it was said, "he rode the town of Kilgore/and Longview 12 miles down/and the travelers all said that little East Texas Red/he was the meanest bull around."

You're him, aren't you?

That's wonderful but Longview is less than 12 miles from Kilgore.

By the way, Matthew McConoughey and Powers Boothe are both from Longview.

I am so proud that Stephen King made the main character from THE STAND from East Texas, and his nickname is even "East Texas."

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That's wonderful but Longview is less than 12 miles from Kilgore.

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I think the old railroad stations are 12 miles apart by rail, YOU FUCKING KILLJOY.

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I think the old railroad stations are 12 miles apart by rail, YOU FUCKING KILLJOY.

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I didn't mean to kill your joy, although part of my own joy is derived from pointing out that hardly anybody judges distances between two points by rail.

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You didn't really kill my joy.

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Boorite is Dwayne Hoover.

He makes guys in Hawaiian shirts cry into their pantyhose.

Yes, yes he does.

Artemis is a trafalmadorian

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Boorite is Dwayne Hoover.

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On bad days, I like to paraphrase Rabo Karabekian and say: "I am an unwavering band of suck".

bunnerabb is Bunny Hoover.

I can play the piano but not the organ.

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Artemis is a trafalmadorian

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Jesussandwich has a broken nose and does all the talking.

I read a lot of Vonnegut in high school, but oddly enough, I don't remember anything about any of it.

I read the one that they made into a really bad movie where Jerry Lewis and Madeline Khan play twins with giant heads.

I think I also read "Slaughterhouse Five" but I'm not sure.

i tried to read a vonnegut book once (forget which one) but it was so disjointed and unamusing i just gave up.
maybe i'll try again some day when i'm terminally ill.

I AM TROUSER TROUT

I have a Trouser Trout.

I know some of you think "Trouser Trout" jokes are funny, but they aren't. So just shut up.

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Trouser Trout.

Word of advice... do not look up "trouser trout" in google image search.

I AM KILGORE PENIS

You are Kilgore Poopy-Head.