'Broke backed horse'

*Mr. Ed knew he should have gone with Truth

*suddenly the glue factory wasn't looking so bad

It's his turn soon.

Later, Ol' Betsy disappeard in a haze of chloroform and barbecue glaze and Sally never was allowed to summer at her auntie's ranch, again.

HORSE:"Please Help me, I have a pile of horse shit on my back. Knock it off my back"

MOUNTAIN:"I am not a horse shit pile, my name is Mountain and I am out looking for a date."

HORSE:"Please Help me, I have a pile of horse shit on my back. Knock it off my back before it speaks again."

Not often you see a COW riding a HORSE!

She looks pissed.

If only that was a donkey, then I would have said
"Does my ass look big in this?"
But instead I'll have to say else....

wow, shes like, really fat