I thought you might like to know that my comics (in the vulgar parlance) "rox0r your box0rs", whereas your own feeble attempts at humor wallow in a shallow pool of tepid lameness. If my comics were say, the larger Megallanic Cloud of Hilarity, your comics could only be compared to a diseased microbe dwelling within the intestinal feco-system of a lowly dung beetle. Only by reading my comics and learning from my stratospheric example have you any hope of escaping the lightless prison of unhilarity in which you currently find yourself. My comics have been known to cause fits of raging jealousey and feelings of total inadequacy, but that's a price you'll just have to pay.