Jesus could walk on water, Jimmy could walk through tables... still, he'd take what he could get after the accident with his nose.

Eric couldn't deny the fact that that last serving of pub tables had gone straight to his hips.

"Why won't anyone try my hors d'oeuvres? Is it because my body is grotesquely scissored in half? Is that it?"

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Being their most frequent yet most obnoxious customer, Stanley has a Permanent Table for One at the Aloha Bistro.

You are what you eat. Bill here is the buffet table at Tiki Momma's Island Restaurant.

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