Applebee's sucks to the max. It was basically the one place I absolutely didn't want to eat, ever. So we go to Roswell and eat at Applebee's.
In Roswell! As a nutty UFO nut, I was looking forward to, like, UFO stuff. Because it's Roswell. But no. We went to Applebee's. We might as well have been in Jersey.
It's like, let's drive to Giza and stop at Chuck E. Cheese's and drive on.
Not that I'm bitter.