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manky_man
October 13, 2001 12:27 PM

Hi. I'm gonna stop posting in the same style to try slip out of this bowl of shit as the complete opposite of when I "Fell" In. But it was partly true, I HAVE just broken up with my girlfreind and I still feel suicidal. So here we go...I'll be back with some ridiculous pixs in a sec...

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 12:42 PM

aw, poor poodle

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crabby
October 13, 2001 12:43 PM

Why wont you just go away?

Your gonna start saying something stupid everyones going to tell you to fuck off, then your gonna feel worse then you did before.

Just go away.

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 12:53 PM

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Your gonna start saying something stupid everyones going to tell you to fuck off

You never gimme a chance crabby, do u?

(Starts plotting evil plan) It is all set all I need are these things: toilet roll, paper, iron, a boat, a box of tissues, a grannual of sand, a spice girls cd *shudder* saddam husane *shuddershudder* a comdom used by Maralyn Manson*shuddershuddershudder
shuddershuddershuddershuddershudder FAINT*

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habnem
October 13, 2001 12:59 PM

aww, look at you... you can't even spell (:

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 1:04 PM

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aww, look at you... you can't even spell (:
;-)

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ladyjdotnet
October 13, 2001 1:28 PM

quote:
Hi. I'm gonna stop posting in the same style to try slip out of this bowl of shit as the complete opposite of when I "Fell" In. But it was partly true, I HAVE just broken up with my girlfreind and I still feel suicidal. So here we go...I'll be back with some ridiculous pixs in a sec...

The problem with suicidal people is that so few of them actually go through with it.

Do the world a favor.

Please let me know if I've made you cry. I've always wanted to do that.

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 1:38 PM

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Please let me know if I've made you cry. I've always wanted to do that.
sorry, LadyJ, better luck next time...

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DH-01
October 13, 2001 1:47 PM

Howdy!

Apparently, it seems that you've touched a nerve with a few people here, mostly by means of horrible spelling, terrible netiquette, and broken-linked images. Well, I, being The One and all, decided to post a few suggestions for you to use in order to alter your public perception. *ahem*

1: Remember, you can always read over what you type. It never hurts to, y'know, proofread now and then. That's the biggest thing going against lots of people: thye kant spel.

2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

3: Understand that you, y'know, aren't the center of the Stripcreator.com universe. Oh, and that you, or any single person (I hope to Jah) never will be.

4: Stop sticking your foot in your mouth and stick to comicking. You're probably making *Someone* laugh by those... but as far as what I see here... um, NO.

5: If you're feeling suicidal, SEEK PROFESSIONAL FUCKING HELP, YOU DIPSHIT. Do not gamble with your life, as worthless to some as it may be.

6: Actually LISTEN to what people say. It'll get you far.

... there.

I am done.

-DH1

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ladyjdotnet
October 13, 2001 1:51 PM

That was sweet, DH... but very likely a wasted effort. Crabby's the only troll I've ever seen do an about-face. The odds of it happening twice to the same group in so short a span of time are astronomical.

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 1:53 PM

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2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

Hey, no sweat. I was not trying to gain attention to myself. I realised that's what It looked like I was doin'. I'm trying to make a fresh start right here right now.

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manky_man
October 13, 2001 1:55 PM

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That was sweet, DH... but very likely a wasted effort. Crabby's the only troll I've ever seen do an about-face. The odds of it happening twice to the same group in so short a span of time are astronomical.
I'm trying to make an "about face" but my feet are like BT being good for once. In other words I'm still working on it.

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ladyjdotnet
October 13, 2001 2:00 PM

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2: Learn that being annoying will get you attention for a time, but will eventually lead to discomfort, pain and rejection. So stop while you're ahead. ^^

Hey, no sweat. I was not trying to gain attention to myself. I realised that's what It looked like I was doin'. I'm trying to make a fresh start right here right now.

If you were honestly interested in making a fresh start, you would not be starting threads about yourself. You'd lurk for a long period of time and then start posting like a normal person and let us gradually come to like you.

You are incapable of this, and therefore we continue to dislike you immensely.

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crabby
October 13, 2001 2:01 PM

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That was sweet, DH... but very likely a wasted effort. Crabby's the only troll I've ever seen do an about-face.quote]

Thats the nicest thing LadyJ has ever said to me. I'm truly touched.

I worked hard to lose the troll label. I noticed everyone hated me so I stopped doing what I was doing and just started acting like myself. deisel, manky_man or whatever crappy new name you come out with will always suck. You suck manky_man. You can't help but be an idiot. I bet your just as stupid in real life.

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bunnerabb
October 13, 2001 2:35 PM

Never go anywhere to try and make friends. Go there to do whatever is done there. Do it because you want to. Do it to the best of your kit and ken. Do that. IF you make a friend on the way, cool.

If not, so fucking what?

Friends are fellow travelers, not chattel or icons.

Make comics.

Or don't.

No medicine hat here, man. No acceptance or rejection. No answers. Just a web site that lets folks make comics and kick the shit around with other people who use it. If everybody on this bulliten board decided to not speak to me again as of tomorrow, I would feel no loss. Anything I've said, I meant. Anything I didn't, I am probably better off for the wisdom to not have done so.

Buck up.

Quit whining.

Stop waiting for something to happen here that will affirm your worth. That's your gig.

I just come here to write comic strips without having to actually draw them.

Why do you come here?

Until you can answer that, you're just having a piss in the wind.

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gabe_billings
October 13, 2001 4:22 PM

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Please let me know if I've made you cry. I've always wanted to do that.

You made me cry. Feel better?

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andydougan
October 13, 2001 4:26 PM

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But it was partly true, I HAVE just broken up with my girlfreind and I still feel suicidal.

Deisel/manky_man can get a girlfriend and I can't. Now I want to commit suicide.

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ladyjdotnet
October 13, 2001 4:47 PM

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Please let me know if I've made you cry. I've always wanted to do that.

You made me cry. Feel better?

I think I just came.

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bunnerabb
October 13, 2001 4:53 PM

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I think I just came.

I'll alert CNN.

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Drexle
October 13, 2001 5:00 PM

Get one, yes...

Keep one... appearantly not.

Of course, if he's telling the truth, he's still at the age where relationships are pretty well meaningless anyway.

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fuzzyman
October 13, 2001 6:03 PM

moh!

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DH-01
October 13, 2001 7:20 PM

...

8113

'moh' must DIE and burn in hell.

That is all.

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arrandildocompany
October 13, 2001 11:17 PM

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But it was partly true, I HAVE just broken up with my girlfreind and I still feel suicidal.

Deisel/manky_man can get a girlfriend and I can't. Now I want to commit suicide.

If you want my advice, go down Qudos of a Friday night, while the Freshers are still Fresh... or, better still, the Garage.

Then again, I don't have a girlfriend either, so my advice is probably not worth listening to. ;-)

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itsclark
October 14, 2001 6:19 AM

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'moh' must DIE and burn in hell.

-----EMOH!

Look at the poor fella.
Don't you feel bad now?

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boorite
October 15, 2001 7:40 AM

Bollocks.

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DexX
October 15, 2001 8:13 AM

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Deisel/manky_man can get a girlfriend and I can't. Now I want to commit suicide.
By saying "I broke up with my girlfriend" he either means that the girl he was talking took out a restraining order against him, or his favourite Madonna poster got ripped somehow.

The idea of an eleven year old being in so serious a relationship that the breakup makes him suicidal... well, it makes me think that Deisel is a liar. Funny, that - a lying troll...

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crabby
October 15, 2001 2:47 PM

Mankey_Man is the former deisel but the first deisel handed the deisel mantle over to his brother. So Makey_Man is deisel but he is deisel 2.0. I think deisel said his brother was 20 something. I don't remember.

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crabby
October 15, 2001 2:47 PM

Mankey_Man is the former deisel but the first deisel handed the deisel mantle over to his brother. So Makey_Man is deisel but he is deisel 2.0. I think deisel said his brother was 20 something. I don't remember.

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itsclark
October 15, 2001 4:52 PM

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Mankey_Man is the former deisel but the first deisel handed the deisel mantle over to his brother. So Makey_Man is deisel but he is deisel 2.0.

But that was before the first deisel was black-mailed by his jealous ex-lover and forced to turn over the mantle to Mankey-Man's brother. Meanwhile Mankey-Man was neck-deep in an insurance scam that involved faking his own death and implicating his own brother, but Deisel saw through it and returned as the ersatz Mankey-Man.

At least that's how I remember it.

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bunnerabb
October 15, 2001 8:17 PM

Bollocks.

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wirthling
October 15, 2001 10:05 PM

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Bollocks.

My, what big bollocks you have.

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krinkle
October 16, 2001 1:18 AM

great big yarblockos to you!

sorry, every time i hear "bollocks" it is the next logical thought to proceed in my stream of consciousness...

eleven?

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boorite
October 16, 2001 7:55 AM

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Bollocks.

The motion is seconded. The motion carries. So ordered: This thread is bollocks.

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manky_man
October 16, 2001 10:41 AM

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I think deisel said his brother was 20 something. I don't remember.
Corrrrect! What have we got for him Jhonny?

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crabby
October 16, 2001 1:47 PM

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Corrrrect! What have we got for him Jhonny?

For the winner we'll be wiping mankey_man off the face off the earth.

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itsclark
October 16, 2001 2:54 PM

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The motion is seconded. The motion carries. So ordered: This thread is bollocks.

O.K., I'm retarded, and therefore confused by the recent (?) trend of folks coming into a thread just to blurt 'Hitler' or 'Bullocks', ect. Obviously it is meant to express contempt for the content of the thread, but is it directed against the thread's originator or everyone who has posted in the thread? Is it possible that constructive criticism would help to avoid these hateful threads, or is that considered to be not worth the effort?

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wirthling
October 16, 2001 3:02 PM

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The motion is seconded. The motion carries. So ordered: This thread is bollocks.

O.K., I'm retarded, and therefore confused by the recent (?) trend of folks coming into a thread just to blurt 'Hitler' or 'Bullocks', ect. Obviously it is meant to express contempt for the content of the thread, but is it directed against the thread's originator or everyone who has posted in the thread? Is it possible that constructive criticism would help to avoid these hateful threads, or is that considered to be not worth the effort?


Hitler-felcher.

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itsclark
October 16, 2001 3:15 PM

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Hitler-felcher.

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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boorite
October 16, 2001 3:19 PM

Yes, thank you, Wirthling. Saved me the trouble of explaining.

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lemur68
October 17, 2001 12:39 AM

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O.K., I'm retarded, and therefore confused by the recent (?) trend of folks coming into a thread just to blurt 'Hitler' or 'Bullocks', ect. Obviously it is meant to express contempt for the content of the thread,


Oh, I thought it was a Tourette's epidemic.

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itsclark
October 17, 2001 3:35 AM

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Oh, I thought it was a Tourette's epidemic.

Sorry 'bout that. Since nobody could express themselves articulately on the topic, I was forced to experiment. Turns out it's mildly cathartic in a passing sort of way; nothing to write home about.

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boorite
October 17, 2001 7:57 AM

I don't know what's so hard to understand about "this thread is bollocks."

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