OK begin with "you look/smell/taste like a..."
e.g: you smell like a 87th-hand nappie. (instead of second hand)

GO AWAY!

You smell like something that smells. ^-^

-DH1

you look like an annoying fucker

ah this is fun

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(instead of second hand)

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manky_man sounds strangely like Deisel sounds strangely like SilverDragon...

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manky_man sounds strangely like Deisel sounds strangely like SilverDragon...

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I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.

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I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.

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Too late! We're on to you, Dougan. Beverly Lyons and that bloke what writes the gig guide have told me all about you and your office Deisel shrine.

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Come on guys, don't act like you don't have one too...