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Kaenash
March 21, 2006 6:07 PM

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crabby
March 21, 2006 6:08 PM

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Kaenash
March 21, 2006 6:29 PM

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crabby
March 21, 2006 6:34 PM

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Kaenash
March 21, 2006 7:07 PM

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ivytheplant
March 21, 2006 8:43 PM

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crabby
March 21, 2006 9:39 PM

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nerd.

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User #60395
March 24, 2006 1:16 PM

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0401040
March 24, 2006 8:04 PM

Okay, I've never seen such an awesome bitchfight in my life. That was fantastic.

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TheMatador
March 24, 2006 10:19 PM

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ivytheplant
March 24, 2006 10:49 PM

This comic probably explains it best:

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crabby
March 24, 2006 11:20 PM

I think this comic sums it up best.

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0401040
March 25, 2006 4:51 AM

quote:
This comic probably explains it best:



Man, I hate Penny Arcade.

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Kaenash
March 26, 2006 10:55 AM


well given as we are all just posting shit we know nothing about, I am going to post this one.

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Kaenash
March 26, 2006 12:36 PM

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Kaenash
March 26, 2006 1:17 PM

weird, did not post. Try this

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ivytheplant
March 26, 2006 2:48 PM

I thought the topic was "Elder Scrolls IV Comics go here."

I posted a comic about Elder Scrolls. From PennyArcade, sure, but it fit the topic just fine.

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Kaenash
March 26, 2006 4:18 PM

I agree. Although I think some of them are reposting without having any idea if the game is 'dull' as penny arcade implies. which so far it has not been.

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ivytheplant
March 26, 2006 4:40 PM

But that doesn't mean they still can't post a comic about it in a thread about posting comics about it.

Lawmakers pass legislation all the time without ever knowing what the fuck they're talking about. It's our DUTY to do the same, as law-abiding citizens.

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Kaenash
March 26, 2006 4:45 PM

That is true, I love that it was posted.

it being quoted and reposed again and again, not so much, but even that is better than no comic.

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crabby
March 26, 2006 6:58 PM

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This comic probably explains it best:



Man, I hate Penny Arcade.
Man, I hate lame RPG nerds.

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ojcme
March 26, 2006 9:40 PM

I just hate in general.

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finn34
March 26, 2006 9:54 PM

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finn34
March 26, 2006 10:01 PM

343356

do you feel my hate, nerds? do you? FEEL MY HATE.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 12:05 AM

Hi-5 to finn....

Fuck those nerds man. I'll fuck those bitches right in their ass and make em say, "Fuck no! Not my ass! I'm a virgin!" Then I'd be all like, "You know you like it. Say it to me. Tell me you like it."

And they'd say they "Like it." And I'd say, "You know how I know yur gay, cause you said you'd like it if I fucked you up the ass."

Burn city

Fuck you nerds.

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The_young_scot
March 27, 2006 1:56 AM

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Elder Scrolls IV Comics Go here

I'll put them where I DAMNED well want to

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Kaenash
March 27, 2006 9:40 AM

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Elder Scrolls IV Comics Go here

I'll put them where I DAMNED well want to

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crabby
March 27, 2006 10:03 AM

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0401040
March 27, 2006 12:40 PM

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This comic probably explains it best:



Man, I hate Penny Arcade.
Man, I hate lame RPG nerds.

Me too. Lame RPG nerds love Penny Arcade.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 12:42 PM

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This comic probably explains it best:


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This comic probably explains it best:



Man, I hate Penny Arcade.
Man, I hate lame RPG nerds.

Me too. Lame RPG nerds love Penny Arcade.
They love Penny Arcade and letting everyone know how big of a nerd they are.

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ivytheplant
March 27, 2006 1:15 PM

I never said I wasn't a nerd. Though I prefer my games to look as little like real life as possible. None of this 3D, panoramic, superpixellated environment for me. I prefer stick figures like Kingdom of Loathing or grayscale boxes like my GameBoy Tetris. And that's about all I play these days. Sometimes I play Ocean Bound, which is a cheesy, simple game that's so simple an 8 year old can do it, but I haven't played it in over a year.

Oh wait, technically I'm not really an RPG nerd then (though I do find Penny Arcade funny most of the time).

Carry on with the hate.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 1:23 PM

I only play sports games. I have no time for a meaningless 95 hour quest as a Deominc Priest.

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finn34
March 27, 2006 1:32 PM

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I only play sports games. I have no time for a meaningless 95 hour quest as a Deominc Priest.

some RPGs are ok : Squaresoft hasn't done me wrong yet... with the obvious exception of FFX-2...

i love KOTOR and many others of the genre, but Elder Scrolls has always seemed to me WAY too open-ended and way too detail-oriented. This tends to make you lose out on the ever-important STORY part of the game.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 5:26 PM

The last RPG type game I played was Fable. Before that I got both of the Star Wars RPG's for X-Box. Then I swore I would never buy another because I just get bored after awhile.

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Humpenstein
March 27, 2006 6:24 PM

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some RPGs are ok : Squaresoft hasn't done me wrong yet... with the obvious exception of FFX-2...

FF7 FOR LIFE!

The only game i play now is Blitz, and the occasional bouts of starwars battlefront 2. There hasn't been a good RPG since FF7, so I stopped playing RPG's. Like Crabby i'm not interested in the 85 hour quest for the evil wizard.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 6:32 PM

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Like Crabby i'm not interested in the 85 hour quest for the evil wizard.
I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

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Humpenstein
March 27, 2006 6:45 PM

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I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

It's the type of game that gives you the oppurtunity to waste upwards of hundred's of hours of play. It's like a Sims RPG or something retarded like that.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 6:51 PM

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I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

It's the type of game that gives you the oppurtunity to waste upwards of hundred's of hours of play. It's like a Sims RPG or something retarded like that.
It's like a, "I have no friends so I have to create a WARRIOR!" Sort of thing.

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Humpenstein
March 27, 2006 6:55 PM

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I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

It's the type of game that gives you the oppurtunity to waste upwards of hundred's of hours of play. It's like a Sims RPG or something retarded like that.
It's like a, "I have no friends so I have to create a WARRIOR!" Sort of thing.

And then your WARRIOR can get a job, and get fired, and then he can kill the boss. It's like a grand theft auto with magic, no guns, no cars, and not being fun.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 6:58 PM

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I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

It's the type of game that gives you the oppurtunity to waste upwards of hundred's of hours of play. It's like a Sims RPG or something retarded like that.
It's like a, "I have no friends so I have to create a WARRIOR!" Sort of thing.

And then your WARRIOR can get a job, and get fired, and then he can kill the boss. It's like a grand theft auto with magic, no guns, no cars, and not being fun.
I can see why it would give kaenash such a hard on.

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Humpenstein
March 27, 2006 7:01 PM

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I'm also not interested in this whole new "HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WIZARD YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND AND GET A JOB AS A BUTCHER! POMG!!!!" Type of games, cause that shit is lame.

It's the type of game that gives you the oppurtunity to waste upwards of hundred's of hours of play. It's like a Sims RPG or something retarded like that.
It's like a, "I have no friends so I have to create a WARRIOR!" Sort of thing.

And then your WARRIOR can get a job, and get fired, and then he can kill the boss. It's like a grand theft auto with magic, no guns, no cars, and not being fun.
I can see why it would give kaenash such a hard on.

All it's missing is the ability to challenge members of the SC community in a fight to the death.

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ojcme
March 27, 2006 8:41 PM

I actually enjoyed Oblivion. Japanese RPGs are boring as all hell, and so are linear ones. Then again, I'm mostly a FPS player, so I like shooting things.

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crabby
March 27, 2006 9:01 PM

Do you like shooting things while working as a blacksmith for no apparent reason and running around so long that you forget what the main quest was in the first place because you've spent so much time trying to find a golden axe in some farmers daughter who's been kidnapped by a local lumberjack who's hiding at the top of the tallest tree in the forrest?

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ojcme
March 27, 2006 11:27 PM

Who cares about main quests?

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crabby
March 28, 2006 12:21 AM

That was the main quest.

The side quests all involved wishing the captain of the football would fuck you in the ass for being such a homo in gym class.

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ojcme
March 28, 2006 12:59 AM

Damnit, man. My personal life has no bearing on my gaming attitudes.

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crabby
March 28, 2006 1:11 AM

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Damnit, man. My personal life has no bearing on my gaming attitudes.
I think your personal life will directly contribute to which games you play. If you enjoy watching sports you'll like sports games. If you like solving puzzles you'll play puzzle games, if you're a fucking nerd with no life you'll play RPG. It's just a fact.

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Kaenash
March 28, 2006 9:38 AM

right, if it led you by the nose and told you what to do and made you solve the quest one of three ways the developers wanted too you would bitch about that.

if it let you have freedom to do what you want in a virtual world, you bitch about that.

if its not playing 'football' virtually, you call it faggoty, because 'football' is real and magic isn't, so by joggling the joystick and a football player moving, it makes you more of a man.

did you ever think you are just hypocritical fags?

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LuckyGuess
March 28, 2006 9:44 AM

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FF7 FOR LIFE!

The only game i play now is Blitz, and the occasional bouts of starwars battlefront 2. There hasn't been a good RPG since FF7, so I stopped playing RPG's. Like Crabby i'm not interested in the 85 hour quest for the evil wizard.



You traitor. I remember the days when we would sit around jamming on Monsterseed for 78 striaght hours without eating, or when we would beat Chrono Cross 124 times just because we could. You are dead to me. I HAVE NO BROTHER.

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crabby
March 28, 2006 9:52 AM

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right, if it led you by the nose and told you what to do and made you solve the quest one of three ways the developers wanted too you would bitch about that.

if it let you have freedom to do what you want in a virtual world, you bitch about that.

if its not playing 'football' virtually, you call it faggoty, because 'football' is real and magic isn't, so by joggling the joystick and a football player moving, it makes you more of a man.

did you ever think you are just hypocritical fags?


I never said I was more of a man for playing football games. I like sports games cause you can pick them up and play and not have to worry about any story. And I like sports. Do associate liking sports with being manly? Id it because all those jocks beat you up in high school and refused to believe your warlock powers?

I even went so far as to mention the RPG's I played. Newer RPG's which were totally open ended. And for the record I loved Sword of Vermillion. If anything makes me manly its the fact that I love sword of vermillion so much.

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