Quick! Which movie makes you lose faith in humanity faster?

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Personally I would just as well see them combined as 'Snakes on Flight 93'

I've never heard of Flight 93. What's it about?

On the contrary, these affirm my faith in humanity (viz: it is an idiot).

I'm not sure, but Samuel L Jackson said Snakes on a Plane isn't a movie you have to think about.

Since he never said things like "feel-good" and "uplifting," I'm going to have to like it because it seems the people involved know how stupid it is.

Yes, I am definitely going to see it.

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Yeah, there's no punchline and it's pretty derivative of other stuff on the net, but fuck it. It's social commentary. About snakes on planes.

The concept for the movie is so simple it's magic. Screenwriting magic dust. The very fact that an assassin would be able to sneak so many snakes onto a plane compels me to watch the film from a logistics point of view.
If you go on the website you can submit a song for the soundtrack. Friends of mine are writing a disco remix of 'Ghostbusters' loosely based on said snakes, on said plane.
By the by. What is Flight 93? and where are the snakes?

Snake?........Snake??........SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!

I did a search and found a couple more Snakes on a Plane strips...

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Not bad, guys. But they need more snakes!

I didn't read any of the "snakes on a plane" comics. I didn't want to!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favorite Snakes on a Plane comic

Gotta love the lightsaber in panel 1

Pretend to be an airplane with snakes flying it.

Planes on a snake?

I truly believe Hollywood has hit its absolute pinnacle of creativity. Where the fuck can you even go after combining two things as fantastic as snakes and a plane? Where? Beetles on a Boat? Bees on a Bus? Bah! Snakes on a Plane is the greatest concept in the history of concepts. Every other writer and director in Hollywood is bashing their heads on the pavement repeatedly, murmuring "Why didn't we think of that? It's brilliant. Snakes. On a PLANE!"

It certainly has made me shelve my unproduced screenplay "Bengal Tigers in a Public Men's Room."

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!

Spiders in a Submarine

Enraged Marmosets in a Movie Theater.

Afraid? You should be.

Dinosaurs on an Island

Chimps on a Whitehouse.

Chicks with Dicks

I'm not going to lie to you, I did order this t-shirt.

Snakes on a Plain

Featuring John Huston and Henry Fonda

That is the greatest T-shirt I've ever seen.

SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!

Only Chuck norris could make this movie better!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a lot of buzz for this film already. I hear that there may actually be snakes on the plan and then watchout buddy! there is danger afoot!

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It's good to see that Keenan Thompson has found work again.

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Rhinos on a plane.

I'd see it.

what the fuck is wrong with you people??? there snakes on a plane. SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! how did they get there? what kind of fare did they get? they go business class? what do they want? do they come in peace? can our two species coexist at 30,000 feet? if so, who gets the window seat?

if i were a studio head, i'd green light this mofo faster than you could abbreviate an expletive

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