I call it "Snakes on Planes"

Normally the hit man brought back his victim's head as proof the job was done. But since the victim in this case was Ron Jeremy, he made an exception.

They're laughing because penises are funny.

they should put a scary pictuer forum for all the horrow fans

So thats where my penis cast got to

[Girl in middle] "Nope, you two got me beat, i cant get my mouth round that..."

MY THAT'S A LARGE DILDO

"So...this is American Idol...and that is a microphone? okay....and so we just open our mouths and sing and we will be famous?"

--Typical Americans

The side quest to get the infinite dildo has been a success!

what ever happend 2 the original scary picture

We replaced it with pictures of your mom's birthday!
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Sorry, that was childish.

Eau mah Gahd! Whut eh totalleh beg deck!

Let's, like, all do eht lahk LEH biens, mebbeh we'll be on thuh ennernet! Eau mah Gahd!

Now that your husband has found "World of Warcraft" and "Oblivion IV" meet your new boyfriend!

You'll never guess what I found in Tom Cruises sock drawer

Meet the new office manager. He'd like to present you with his desk rearrangement plan.

"now say ah"