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UnknownEric
March 28, 2006 8:27 AM

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to one-up John 3:16. Create your own Bible verse that people would want to place on signs and hold up during football games. Don't worry, Jesus is totally cool with it.

Little stupid annoying rules:

- New comics only.

- Series are acceptable, as long as they contain 5 comics or fewer. I'm too lazy to read more than that.

- Umm... running out of rules here... how about: No references to Prince Albert in a can!

Judging will be next Monday, April 3 before 5pm. The winner shall be showered with praise and flowers at that time.

This message will now destruct.

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crabby March 28, 2006 5:36 PM	343565
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LuckyGuess March 28, 2006 6:18 PM	/comics/LuckyGuess/343570/
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choadwarrior March 28, 2006 8:15 PM	/comics/choadwarrior/343600/
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fzh March 29, 2006 5:08 PM	/comics/fzh/343720/
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NeoVid March 30, 2006 1:48 PM	/comics/NeoVid/343815/
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User #52448 March 31, 2006 3:18 AM	343945
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fzh March 31, 2006 4:09 AM	quote: 343945 Wow it started out being borderline offensive, although I can kinda see where someone could consider it humor, but where a punchline should be I instead find a rant about the philosophy of science that is completely inconsistant with the rest of the comic and totally devoid of humor. To top it off, it's quite wordy. I aplaud your skills at making horrible comics.
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crabby
March 31, 2006 11:52 AM

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Wow it started out being borderline offensive, although I can kinda see where someone could consider it humor, but where a punchline should be I instead find a rant about the philosophy of science that is completely inconsistant with the rest of the comic and totally devoid of humor. To top it off, it's quite wordy. I aplaud your skills at making horrible comics.

I applaud your unneccesary shit talking skills.

Who are you again?

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crabby March 31, 2006 12:04 PM	343965
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User #52448 March 31, 2006 1:32 PM	...and i forgot to put a divider on the final frame.
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Cre8tive13 March 31, 2006 1:38 PM	343968
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crabby March 31, 2006 8:22 PM	quote: ...and i forgot to put a divider on the final frame. That is truly your biggest sin.
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niteowl March 31, 2006 8:55 PM	344009
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RandomComicLayoutGuy March 31, 2006 9:32 PM	/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/344014/
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RandomComicLayoutGuy March 31, 2006 10:24 PM	/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/344024/
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Kaenash April 2, 2006 1:51 PM	/comics/Kaenash/344202/ Basically, I can see how funny it would be told up a Samuel 12:11-14 sign and explain that if I don't, God will make my wife fuck my neighbor and kill my baby.
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TheGovernor April 3, 2006 9:38 AM	Sorry /comics/TheGovernor/344300/
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UnknownEric
April 3, 2006 12:17 PM

DING DING DING!!! Time's up (not the Living Colour album, although it's pretty good, come to think of it).

Fuckin' great comics... uh, I mean "fine comics abound." I was going to give the contest to crabby, but I didn't want to continue handing it over to those who are unworthy (insert rim shot here).

So, the winner is...

niteowl for the Wild vs. Blues comic that made me laugh because I once was one of those drunk idiots at a Sabres game. Ahh, memories. Congrats, niteowl, have fun with 317!

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RandomComicLayoutGuy April 3, 2006 3:39 PM	quote: So, the winner is... niteowl for the Wild vs. Blues comic that made me laugh because I once was one of those drunk idiots at a Sabres game. Ahh, memories. Congrats, niteowl, have fun with 317! HUH???? Guess you had to be there...
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arbi April 3, 2006 5:08 PM	oh, too late again. /comics/arbi/344325/
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niteowl April 3, 2006 5:24 PM	Well that was unexpected. Thanks, UE. New contest coming soon.
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User #52448 April 3, 2006 8:52 PM	quote: i really liked this one. it made me want to put moisturising cream on my cock and use my left hand to wank. it was that good!!!, i even contemplated a candle up my bum.
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The_young_scot April 5, 2006 8:33 AM	quote: i really liked this one. it made me want to put moisturising cream on my cock and use my left hand to wank. it was that good!!!, i even contemplated a candle up my bum. I'm both flattered and scared at the same time. I'm scattered.
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MessyKitty April 13, 2006 9:33 PM	i just KNOW you got this from family guy BUT here i go 345181 this is wat happens when you ask the GOD of the cards without saying please. OH and just add AND GOD SAID to the title.
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