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JESUSSANDWICH
April 11, 2006 1:11 PM

I guess you're wondering why JESUSSANDWICH hasn't been around that much anymore. I have been very busy with numerous things. Mostly this



I also have fucked up quite a few times
.I was hit by a car
.I fucked up a very good friendship
.And I may have ruined some other peoples lives

I want to tell everyone that I am sorry for the long absence and I will be making a triumphant return shortly.
The only thing that is different is that now I have a shorter memory span and can play with lights.

P.L.U.R. and always brush your teeth.

PS. I am the guy on the police car

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 11, 2006 4:01 PM

oh and these people


are dead

ps. just the guys in those pictures.

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ArtemisStrong
April 11, 2006 8:11 PM

Thislooks like a modern update of the traditional martial arts master/ student relationship seen in many films about ninjas.

ps.
Do you dance funny?

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dcomposed
April 11, 2006 9:37 PM

quote:
I will be making a triumphant return shortly.

Haven't you ruined enough lives?

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crabby
April 11, 2006 9:48 PM

quote:
quote:
I will be making a triumphant return shortly.

Haven't you ruined enough lives?
I think that killed more of his friends.

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 11, 2006 9:54 PM

I haven't ruined nearly enough lives

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Inflatable_Man
April 11, 2006 10:45 PM

Are you looking for sympathy? I'm sorry about your friends, but why do you keep bringing this shit up? A friend of mine died recently too, but just because it didn't constitute national headline news, does that make it any less of a tragedy? Let them rest in peace.

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 11, 2006 11:26 PM

Just trying to deal man. I kinda need to keep reaffirming myself that they are no longer around to make myself believe it.

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 11, 2006 11:38 PM

Yeah I realize its gotten annoying, I will stop doing it.

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mandingo
April 11, 2006 11:52 PM

quote:
I haven't ruined nearly enough lives
i want this monogrammed on as many things as possible. and i'm not just talking clothes. i'm talking cows, factory workers, the national debt, rainbows, EVERYTHING

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crabby
April 12, 2006 12:05 AM

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 12, 2006 3:22 AM

Raves? You went back in time to the early nineties?

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dcomposed
April 12, 2006 5:19 AM

I don't know anyone who's died recently.

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AngryAmerican
April 12, 2006 6:41 AM

this is all thats left of my friend Bob. he died trying to save a quarter pounder that dropped from a 3rd story window in the "little arabia" section of Cleveland.
he made really good hummus and will be missed by his local cell.

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mandingo
April 13, 2006 1:38 AM

quote:

this picture is everything thats right with rainbows

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biped
April 13, 2006 2:54 AM

quote:
Yeah I realize its gotten annoying, I will stop doing it.

Being annoying is like being offensive -- you're not really doing anything wrong except in the mind of someone else.

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boorite
April 13, 2006 4:27 PM

quote:
Yeah I realize its gotten annoying, I will stop doing it.

The only thing I was annoyed about was the lack of information. It's like if I posted "omg I got kidnapped by aliens" and that's it.

I say tell us all about it.

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crabby
April 13, 2006 4:55 PM

quote:
I say tell us all about it.

They died.

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boorite
April 13, 2006 5:55 PM

quote:
quote:
I say tell us all about it.

They died.

kthxbye

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 13, 2006 6:05 PM

Thanks boorite I don't want to go into details. I will post a link about it.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/264412_shoottimeline26ww.html

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ArtemisStrong
April 14, 2006 12:29 AM

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ivytheplant
April 14, 2006 11:01 AM

I think the third photo captures the despair of the statement the best.

Rainbow Brite is a close second though.

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ArtemisStrong
April 14, 2006 12:08 PM

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 14, 2006 12:30 PM

How to avoid JESUSSANDWICH ruining your life:
1.Don't take anything he offers you
2.Remind yourself that he is a bad person
3.Don't listen to his stories
4.Don't fall in love with him
5.If you see him avoid him at all costs.

FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND YOU WILL BE FINE.

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The_young_scot
April 14, 2006 12:47 PM

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Drexle
April 14, 2006 4:03 PM

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biped
April 14, 2006 4:36 PM

Here's the famous original one:

ihrnel.com

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JESUSSANDWICH
April 16, 2006 9:58 PM

These bring tears to my eyes and cheese to my heart.

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mandingo
April 16, 2006 11:32 PM

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