Got giant penis statues?

if he'd have known how it would be used, Jimmy Hendrix never would have agreed to make the cast

Dick Cheney is worshipped in China

When her first job came in, Judy regretted choosing a career as a fluffer.

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant when I said, 'Hey let's have a parade to celebrate the Year of the Cock!'"

Who ordah da Extwa rarge dinner fo' one
Cho Kon It with side of Sum Gulp Kum?

ewwwwwwww

"Courtney Love's demands are getting a little out of hand".

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"as if this isn't enough comepensation, Chou lets go buy SUVs later."

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#2:
"Yes, and then we'll watch sports and pretend to enjoy that"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"Then we will both pretend we have big cocks!"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#2:
"Ahahahaha! Yes!"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"Ah-so"

"We're going the 'wang' way, turn awround!!"

I guess everybody will wang chung tonight.

(In your worst asian accent:)

"Fuck, I wan' be da one to hold up gian' fachina...dis giant cokka make me feel like fag. Ho."

This is the prime example of why you never order the Hot Wang Special.

once again the the Takahara Corp. of Japan shows off its huge member database.

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can someone ban that guy already?

How many japanese men does it take to carry Oprah's dildo?

Battering ram at the ready, the monks prepared to attack World Gay Headquarters at its most vulnerable point--the undefended back door.