there very unpractible, he has no ears, so there just going to fall off when he's buzzing around my shit.

i ate a fly once for a dare, it tasted like shit, i don't recall him wearing any glasses.
thats a lie i didnt really eat a fly.

i tried really hard to think of a caption, but i couldnt and i really wanted to post, i was going to put 'should have gone to specsavers' but thats a british advert and its fucking shit.

maybe i'll come back later.
i need sex

"The glasses lokked sharp, but they didn't help Mcfly with the other 240 degrees of his peripheral vision."

man, that was weak.

Even the fleas on Fonzie's dog are awesome.

Eric's new glasses helped make a great first impression with his date; an impression that rapidly dissolved when he threw up on their dinner and tasted it with his feet.

"Maybe I should invest in some contact lenses..."

Fucker said my contacts would be ready tomorrow. Fat lot of good that does me.

With his sight starting to fail him, it was inevitable that he had to purchase a pair of fly-focal glasses.

He only wears them to look distinguished and more intelligent.

even though his friends said it the glasses made him look 'distinguished and worldly', buzz knew deep down inside he was still just sitting on a pile of cold beagle shit.

Getting fitted for icosakilofocals.